Saturday, November 13, 2004
No Wonder This Year's Incoming Is So Much Better Looking
Lime has the Legal Research exam numbers up. Looks like a down year.
Friday, November 12, 2004
Sick
Boot, boot, boot, that's all I did this morning if I wasn't going #2. Still have yet to eat today. Napped most of the day. Not feeling up to anything right now much less studying for school.
Public Interest Law Auction 2004
The auction benefiting students who want to go into public interest was held Wednesday. Besides being better looking in comparison to last year's class, the 1Ls are also cheapskates in comparison to last year's class. For example, this year's baseball game with Dean Cameron went for something in the mid-$200 range. Last year, it went close to $600. Books on Argentina, classical guitar lessons, bow tie with bow tying lessons, other books that no one really wants to read were also auctioned off.
Yesterday In Evidence
Prof. Evidence was telling a story that included this, "So I was in the lake trying to save this girl twice my size...."
I looked back at Yaz with a "Did You Hear What I Just Think I Heard" look on my face, followed quickly by a "No Way Is That Fucking Possible" look on my face.
I looked back at Yaz with a "Did You Hear What I Just Think I Heard" look on my face, followed quickly by a "No Way Is That Fucking Possible" look on my face.
Fortune Cookie Say
"It is during the difficult times that true friends become apparent in bed."
17 20 24 35 41, 14
17 20 24 35 41, 14
Allow Me To Bitch
I met the most annoying fuck ever at tonight's PABA event. First look at the guy and I knew he was annoying. I don't know what it was about him that annoyed me just by looking at him, but it was a visceral annoyance that was justified by the end of the evening. He ended up doing two things that annoyed the shit out of me. One, he laughed out loud to something funny after everyone else had already laughed. It was like he waited first to see what everyone else thought of the joke before responding. Annoying. Two, he snapped his fingers whenever he was pleased with something. So he would snap his fingers while he delayed laughed or snapped his fingers instead of clapping his hands. Annoying. God, why do you insist on me meeting all of these annoying fucks?
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
All One Needs To Know About Country Music Format And Its Format
"Whiskey Lullaby," written by Bill Anderson and Jon Randall, won for musical event of the year and music video of the year. It's a dark tale about a woman who breaks a man's heart, watches him drink himself to death and then is so guilt-stricken that she too - as the songs says - "put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger."Reminds me of this.
"I want to thank country radio for playing this," Paisley said. "It says a lot about the great people in our format who will take a chance on a double suicide in a drinking song."
Filipinos Or Japanese? Who's Kinkier?
Well the Filipinos may have the "Manila Sunrise" but the Japanese win hands down because of this sushi on sushi action. So it's no small wonder that Brian doesn't like Japanese women, seriously, what man can compete with only his two arms?
Finally, I Know What Type Of Lawyer I Want To Be
I want to be the type of lawyer that can force the Martha Stewart types to ask for help in paying legal bills.
UPDATE: Or maybe a German tax lawyer.
UPDATE: Or if law school doesn't work out, then a more than willing German pool boy.
UPDATE: Or maybe a German tax lawyer.
UPDATE: Or if law school doesn't work out, then a more than willing German pool boy.
Fabulousness Quotient Of Ramen, High
No joke, I lived on ramen, mac & cheese, and self-pity for two years during college. But now ramen isn't just for poor, starving college students, it's gone hoity toity and earned itself a NY Times article.
"Ramen?" you ask. "That plastic-wrapped block of dry noodles and powdered soup?" But freshly made ramen is another thing altogether. In Japanese ramenyas (ramen shops) a bowl of ramen holds a house-made soup, springy noodles, the chef's own tare (a mix of soy sauce, sugar and rice wine to flavor the soup) and exactly six traditional toppings. The wait at top Tokyo ramenyas can be up to three hours.
Remember the 1985 movie "Tampopo," in which a ramen chef undergoes training as rigorous as a boxer's to create the perfect bowl of noodle soup? That's ramen mania.
And with new and authentic ramenyas opening in Manhattan, New Yorkers are getting a taste.
Places like Momofuku, Minca Ramen Factory and Rai Rai Ken in the East Village offer Berkshire pork, free-range chicken and proprietary blends of organic miso paste. In Chelsea the just-opened Nooch, part of a Singapore-based chain, is raising the fabulousness quotient of ramen with Karim Rashid-designed donburis (bowls) and a D. J. booth. Chikubu in Midtown makes its succulent ramen only on Friday and Saturday, but it draws a loyal crowd of regulars. Sapporo, though it has all the charm of an office cubicle, serves the best goma (sesame) ramen in the city.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Just A Simple Request
No begging, no pouting, no snapping of the fingers - though that may have been more fun - and I still get what I want. It took a little over seven hours though, gonna have to work on that response time.
Trini Is Doing It, So We All Should Be Doing It
My pirate name is:
Dirty Jack Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
I should be a pirate
My pirate name is:
Iron Charity Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. WTF
Girl with noisy rollie who stomps in really loud late to class thinks I'm her friend. I'm not. I don't even know you other than the fact that you're really annoying when "arriving" to class. So please stop being nice to me. It'll make it easier when I tell you that I don't like you to your face.
Monday, November 08, 2004
Stat Of The Day
The fact that someone found this site by clicking on the one hundred sixty-third result on Google for this search means that someone is really desperate for info. Watch your back LC.
Quiz Time
You Are a Banana Vibe!
Silly, yet surprisingly sexy
You're better than four out of five dicks
And you have no trouble finding the g-spot
Cheeky monkey!
What Vibrator Are *You*?
It reminds me of what to say should an interviewer ask the question, "If you could be any fruit, which and why?"
A banana because they're at least six inches long.
Here's A Lame Ass Thought
If President Bush is expected to get three or four new justices to the Supreme Court, replacing a liberal justice or two, why not appoint one of the remaining liberal justices as the next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court? If the balance should tip 6-3 or 7-2 conservative, then a liberal Chief Justice wouldn't have much power to sway the politics of the Court. The only power would be in the appointement of the justice who writes the majority opinion. Conceivably, one of the remaining liberal justices could vote along with the conservative majority just so that the liberal Chief Justice could then appoint that justice to write the majority opinion and it would be done so as to limit the scope of that opinion. But that couldn't happen all of the time and when it does at least the conservatives would be getting some of what they want. And sometimes it's good to temper the views of one side, whether that side be liberal or conservative.
But why even think about appointing a liberal as the next Chief Justice? As a gesture towards bridging the divide between liberals and conservatives. It would be pretty much an empty gesture and a compromise that conservatives wouldn't be willing to make - why compromise when you can have it all? But as the title of the posts says, it's just a lame ass thought from the very tired mind of a third-tier student who ranks at the bottom half of his class and knows nothing of this politics stuff.
But why even think about appointing a liberal as the next Chief Justice? As a gesture towards bridging the divide between liberals and conservatives. It would be pretty much an empty gesture and a compromise that conservatives wouldn't be willing to make - why compromise when you can have it all? But as the title of the posts says, it's just a lame ass thought from the very tired mind of a third-tier student who ranks at the bottom half of his class and knows nothing of this politics stuff.
My Replacements
Soup found someone to do the 20Q that I passed up on, the boys of BTQ - sounds like a boy band. Anyway, they did a much better job than I could have so right decision on my part. Idolators of Soup and the 20Q should thank me... profusely... with sex... profuse sex... and profuse, kinky sex. Do it.
Thank You
To those who IMed me messages via AIM to my cellphone. It made the day much easier to get through. I'll be in Evidence from 9 to 10:30 in the morning tomorrow so everyone send me messages then because that class requires the most help getting through. Send me messages even if I don't know you because strange messages from strangers are the best - that's what I try telling my stalking victims anyway.
Big Fucking Whoop-Tee-Doo
Congresswoman Maxine Waters visited SWLAW to give a speech today. It was supposed to be about public interest work but was heavy on electoral stuff instead, so I heard.
SWLAW Laugh Of The Day
Right before walking into Evidence class, Prof. Garland spotted Prof. Horwitz and Prof. Miller walking together and said to them, "It's the long and short of it" with fitting finger pointing.
A Reprieve
I've been mercifully let off the hook. I can now go about my day without the stress of having to match the efforts of those comedic geniuses NDC, E-Spat, and Larry.
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Worst Friend Ever
My buddy Brian inadvertently left his AIM logged on at the place where he externs for a federal bankruptcy judge and has no way of having it log off. Now a less than evil man would let this slide but I'm not that type of man. Furthermore, not even Satan himself would do what I'm thinking about doing. By the way, feel free to send me links to porn and dirty messages or anything else that will get him fired amuse me to my new AIM screenname.
Hi! My Name Is Mr. Inferiority Complex
Soup has been interviewing other law student bloggers for his blog. So far it's featured NDC, E-Spat, and Larry. All of them comedic luminaries among us lesser blawgers. Now he asks that I be next. To which I respond, how the fuck am I expected to follow those people? Isn't it enough that I'm a third-rate student at a third-tier school? Can't I enjoy my little niche here among the blawgs and be spared the comparisons that would expose this blawg - if it hasn't already been exposed from the over 1,300 posts - for the fourth-tiered piece of shit that it is? Seriously, I'd be the cause of that feature jumping the shark if not the cause of it's untimely death. So excuse me, but I'll have to respectfuckingly decline your shit ass invitation.
UPDATE: Uh, apparently I've already been committed.
UPDATE: Uh, apparently I've already been committed.
Quiz Time
You Are A Romantic Kisser!
About Your Kissing Style:
You'll only kiss if the mood is right and if you think you are falling in love.
Some may say you're old fashioned, but when you kiss, you see stars!
One kiss from you, and anyone will be hooked forever.
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're no prude, but if you're going to get sexual, it needs to mean something.
You prefer to take things slow, because it only makes them better in the long run.
You're much more likely to find yourself engaged than in some stranger's bed.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
You and another Romantic Kisser is just pure bliss. You both enjoy the finer aspects of
seduction and have the preference of taking things slow. It's practially love at first site.
You'll also find yourself attracted to Juicy Kissers. The
way a Juicy Kisser locks eyes with you and draws you in is almost cosmic...
Manic Kissers are to be avoided at all costs. These kissers
love to kiss everyone and can never commit to one person. Next! Carnal Kissers aren't
your style either. They'll push you for sex way too soon... and get very upset when they don't get their way.
How Do *You* Kiss?
Merhawi's Brother Does It Again
This time in the NYC Marathon.
...Hendrik Ramaala of South Africa winning in 2:09:28 for his first marathon victory. Olympic silver medalist Meb Keflezighi of the United States was next across the finish, 25 seconds behind.Congratulations!
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