An Uncertain Number Of Things I'd Like To Find In A Woman

To clarify, I'm not looking for everything listed below in a woman, just 85% or so.

1. gym membership
2. a love of reading
3. pop culture literate
4. baking skills
5. 150 Facebook friends or less
6. less shoes than Facebook friends
7. knowledge of what #5 references
8. a happy go lucky personality
9. prefers dogs over cats
10. fan of at least one of the three major US sports
11. knowledge of what the three major US sports are
12. proper dining etiquette
13. reality tv fan
14. people watcher
15. a nice butt
16. a pleasant laugh
17. a laugh that's never forced
18. not a giggly girl
19. shorter than 5'6
20. owns a dvr
21. a magazine subscription
22. Google Reader user
23. knows what a blog is
24. was once or still is a blogger
25. a lover of romantic comedies
26. apathy towards foreign language films
27. hair that is not dyed
28. uses their gym membership 3-5 times a week
29. nails that are not pressed on
30. hair that is 100% theirs
31. must love at least one of the following tv shows: FNL, Modern Family, Amazing Race, House, Top Chef, Top Gear
32. ability to do at least one athletic thing
33. played a sport in high school
34. punctual
35. plays a musical instrument
36. enough patience to deal with my occasional obstinacy
37. non-smoker
38. non-teetotaler
39. doesn't use her cellphone when having a friendly meal with others
40. can fit her closest friends in  a sedan comfortably; no more, no less
41. a decent speller, or at least willing to look up how to correctly spell a word when online communicating
42. dresses appropriately for the occasion
43. looks good in every article of clothing she has
44. knows her congressional representative
45. doesn't call herself politically an Independent
46. not apathetic to politics
47. an early riser
48. the ability to quote from memory a book/movie/tv show
49. has a large extended family
50. values her alone time
51. values her time alone with friends
52. values her time alone with family
53. I think she's funny when she tells the punch line wrong
54. I think she's pretty without any makeup on
55. quick to tease me about the two above
56. loves to wear lingerie
57. doesn't wait until the due date to pay her bills
58. an Amazon Prime account
59. only one credit card
60. can deal with  the fact that I talk in my sleep
61. wouldn't take this list too seriously
62. someone I feel completely at ease around just being myself, knowing that I don't have to impress
63. someone I still want to impress
64. would find the above cheesy and let me know about it
65. should fall in the half plus seven rule
66. should look good in a cable knit sweater
67. will see me as my friends do
68. doesn't see me as a total clown
69. VS hot
70. won't mind my occasional glance
71. doesn't think my friends are completely naive; seriously, he's not that naive 
72. single
73. doesn't use a ridiculous, hard to read font in emails
74. I want a girl who wakes up early
75. I want a girl who stays up late
76. not so easily impressed by chocolates on a first date
77. someone who doesn't think this was made just for them
78. someone who can parallel park my car for me
79.