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"You seem, no offense, like the type of guy who had to develop a sense of humor to get girls." - Tracey

Random AIM Conversation

ElleWoods: you are asian
Bruin7089: that's my way of saing no
Bruin7089: i'm filipino
ElleWoods: sorry
Bruin7089: there's a difference
ElleWoods: it was a bad joke
Bruin7089: i'm only asian when it suits me
ElleWoods: haha
ElleWoods: which is?
Bruin7089: i don't know
Bruin7089: if a cute girl has an asian fetish i suppose
Bruin7089: then i'm asian
ElleWoods: so a cute girl with a small penis fetish

Should've Made The Tail Longer

Draw your own and find out about yourself.

via Blonde Justice

UPDATE: Ummm.... The pig is trying to say "Oink." And I drew the pig using a touchpad. So please excuse the general suckiness of it all. Or not.

I'm Pretty Sure I Know Which Class He's Talking About

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"I just did a practice exam, I am so a 1L." - Brian

Has Christmas Come Early?

UCLA - Michigan at 9:00 this morning, followed by football games at 10:30, 2:00 and 5:30. Good thing I'm over studying for Remedies. The only question being, can I find the time to feed myself?

Random AIM Conversation

yazzie: She looks very cute in a cowboy hat
Bruin7089: dude
Bruin7089: obsessed a little bit?
yazzie: Better her than someone I actually know
Bruin7089: haha
Bruin7089: i guess
yazzie: That would really scare magenta
Bruin7089: yes it would
Bruin7089: but this whole carrie underwood obsession would probably comfort her


yazzie: this show is kind of sad
yazzie: She is lonely
yazzie: I am going to cry
yazzie: She doesnt have time to see her friends, she lives in a new city, she hasnt made new friends
yazzie: awww, tear
Bruin7089: huh?
yazzie: Carrie
yazzie: She wants someone to see chick flicks with
yazzie: I volunteer
Bruin7089: jesus
Bruin7089: you're whipped by a girl who doesn't even know you exist
yazzie: haha
yazzie: She says yes ma'am
yazzie: She doesnt cuss
yazzie: She says poop
Bruin7089: haha
Bruin7089: Santa Claus doesn't like that word.
yazzie: haha
yazzie: IM santa claus again?
Bruin7089: of course
Bruin7089: it's already up
yazzie: haha
Bruin7089: along with this lame ass conversation

Random AIM Conversation

Bruin7089: You there bitch?
SantaClaus: Hello again.
Bruin7089: Hey, I see you respond to bitch now.
SantaClaus: Ah, hello again. I was just checking on a few things with the elves. Have you been spreading the Christmas sprit?
Bruin7089: How do I spread the Christmas spirit?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?
Bruin7089: Because you're the all knowing Santa Claus
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
Bruin7089: A bit full of yourself aren't you?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
Bruin7089: Whatever asswipe
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?
Bruin7089: let's get to the point.... What am I getting for Christmas as my gift?
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
Bruin7089: What are you giving me for Christmas?
SantaClaus: Well, Santa Claus, of course.
Bruin7089: I don't want you.
SantaClaus: No?
Bruin7089: No.
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
Bruin7089: I want a Xbox 360 please.
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!
Bruin7089: Tell Santa
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?
Bruin7089: Xbox 360
SantaClaus: Ho Ho, testing video games is one of my favorite jobs. So, is there anything else?
Bruin7089: A girlfriend.
SantaClaus: Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself. Is there anything else you would like?
Bruin7089: fuck that
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
Bruin7089: A longer third leg if you know what i mean ;)
SantaClaus: O.K. that's quite a list! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
Bruin7089: I don't want to.
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
Bruin7089: How are the reindeer?
SantaClaus: Rudolph's nose stopped blinking but it was because of his cold. He's all better now and roaring to go! Donner, Blitzen and the whole gang are chomping at the bit to see everyone.
Bruin7089: Do they poop a lot?
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
Bruin7089: I can't say poop?
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
Bruin7089: ho ho ho
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas!
Bruin7089: ha ha ha
SantaClaus: Great, you're smiling! I can just feel the Christmas spirit in you!
Bruin7089: great, now why don't you feel me up?
SantaClaus: O.K. I hear you. You are in need of some assistance. Well I cannot really part with any elves right now. But if you try typing menu you might find some useful things they have put together for you.
Bruin7089: Are you "assisting" the elves?
SantaClaus: You're full of mischief.
Bruin7089: That's not all I'm full of
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

Not Even That D+ In Antitrust

So I'm helping out my brother coach a basketball team at the local park again. Ran some drills emphasizing rebounding and the 2-3 defense. Afterwards, I participated in a 4 on 4 half-court scrimmage. First off, I'm way out of shape and still need to drop about twenty pounds. Secondly, nothing is more humbling than getting your shot blocked by some 11 year-old.

Random AIM Conversation

Angelsong: i am so over school
Bruin7089: mhm
Bruin7089: i'm not
Bruin7089: i'm over taking exams
Bruin7089: but i'm going to miss seeing people on a regular basis
Bruin7089: the whole bittersweet thing
Angelsong: vwey bittersweet
Bruin7089: i don't know
Angelsong: its a love hate relationship
Bruin7089: as much as there is to hate about law school
Angelsong: are you going to get all mushy on me?
Bruin7089: there's enough about it that i like
Bruin7089: where i'm going to miss it
Angelsong: i'm going to miss the fact that i won't be in school anymore
Angelsong: whose idea was it that when you leave school you're supposed to enter the real world?
Angelsong: it's preposterous if you ask me
Bruin7089: haha
Bruin7089: i don't mind the real world
Angelsong: are you kidding me?!
Angelsong: there's no "shelter" in the real world
Bruin7089: i just wish you didn't have to leave so miuch behind to enter it
Angelsong: it's scary
Angelsong: and mean
Angelsong: and crap
Angelsong: and the smog!
Bruin7089: fuck yeah
Bruin7089: that's what i like about it
Angelsong: well then it'll be perfect for you
Bruin7089: remember
Bruin7089: it's people like me that make it scary
Bruin7089: mean
Bruin7089: crappy
Bruin7089: and when i'm driving
Bruin7089: smoggy
Angelsong: yeah and its people like me regualte you people for it
Angelsong: :-D
Bruin7089: oh please
Bruin7089: let's not perpetuate myths
Angelsong: what myth? i've done it well for 3 years and in heels
Angelsong: :-D
Bruin7089: regulate my ass
Angelsong: no honey
Angelsong: your moth
Angelsong: *mouth
Bruin7089: haha
Angelsong: not your ass
Angelsong: i prefer not to go there
Angelsong: i'm hungry
Bruin7089: so go eat
Angelsong: i'm craving palabok
Bruin7089: jesus
Bruin7089: i ain't cooking for you
Angelsong: what?
Angelsong: why not?!
Angelsong: oh oh
Angelsong: does that mean you know how to make it?!
Bruin7089: ummm
Bruin7089: no
Angelsong: you do!!!
Bruin7089: but i did get a new slow cooker
Angelsong: for what?
Bruin7089: so if you want a nice brisket
Angelsong: oooh
Angelsong: brisket and palabok
Angelsong: sounds disgusting enough to work
Bruin7089: i don't know you
Bruin7089: that does not work
Bruin7089: every good filipino
Bruin7089: knows
Angelsong: no no no ....
Bruin7089: that palabok only goes well with dog
Angelsong: 1) i'm not filipino let alone a good one
Bruin7089: well that's obvious

How I Know "IT" Has Been Way Too Long

In the past few weeks I've rated two - that's right 2 - asian girls a five or higher. I'm afraid my judgment is beginning to become impaired. Or maybe it's something else.

Jerry: Yeah. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Holds lettuce head) Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here (Pulls off tiny piece of lettuce), and the part obsessed with sex. (Shows large piece) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex-Louise, this previously useless lump, is now functioning for the first time in its existence. (Eats tiny piece of lettuce).

George: Oh my God. I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade. I'll see ya.

Relationship Question

Should a guy get upset that his girlfriend is wearing jewelry that her ex got her? And what about the girl? Should she even be wearing that jewelry when with the new boyfriend?

Outline?

More like hornbook.

Well I suppose I'll concede the CALI to her. As it is, I feel like I can grade the B or whatever the new curve is, so very light studying for me from here on out.

The Grove

At the Grove "studying." Okay fine really just waiting for LC to show up.

Remedies Final Strategy

Instead of studying for the final, I think I'm just going to try and get into the head of Prof. Remedies. So if you see a filipino wearing a Hawaiian shirt and being a complete, but sometimes funny, asshole yelling at people not as knowledgable about the law regarding Remedies or anything 1L related, then yeah that would be me.

Question

Say that you're a 3L. Let's also say that you've finished up all but one class since Wednesday. Now let's say that you're last and only final is a week from today. Say you've done all the reading but no outlining. Finally, the question, when do you start studying for your Remedies final?

And I Thought The "S" Was For Small

I wonder what the odds are that Brandon Routh leaked out that story.

Final Classes Of '05 Fall Semester

In each of the final classes I attended - ICN, CAL, Remedies - in none of them did the class applaud the professor as is the custom. Part of the 3L syndrome? Bad professors? Or rude, unappreciative 3Ls?

Probably a mix of all. And really, where's the guide I asked for?

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