Jerry: Yeah. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Holds lettuce head) Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here (Pulls off tiny piece of lettuce), and the part obsessed with sex. (Shows large piece) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex-Louise, this previously useless lump, is now functioning for the first time in its existence. (Eats tiny piece of lettuce).
George: Oh my God. I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade. I'll see ya.
Friday, December 16, 2005
How I Know "IT" Has Been Way Too Long
In the past few weeks I've rated two - that's right 2 - asian girls a five or higher. I'm afraid my judgment is beginning to become impaired. Or maybe it's something else.