Wayne Is A Fucking Bussy

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Stat Of The Day

I have no idea.

(via Jadedgrrl)

Quiz Time

Which Website are You?

Not me at all.

(via E. McPan)

Game On

I just received permit #6030M for the softball field reservations. Some rules for the fields.

• No alcoholic beverages, drugs, or loud music allowed on park grounds.
• No sub-leasing of the field(s).
• In case of rain, it is the permitee's responsibility to call the facility to see if field is playable. If no one cabe reached for verification, permittee should dtermine playability. Fields should NOT be played on if there is standing water or if water is visible from the turf when foot pressure is applied on the grass.
• All incidents that occur (fights, injuries, etc) on any Recreation and Parks facility MUST be reported to the staff on duty at that location.
• Department of Recreation and Parks reserves the right to cancel or reschedule permits due to unsafe playing conditions or Department recreational needs.

Cheviot Hills Recreation Center
2551 Motor Ave.
Los Angeles CA 90064

Love Coupons

Onion style.

Indeed.

I Don't Think This Is What Brian Meant When He Said I Smell

I Like It When CEOs Get Catty

Trinidad

The name's popularity over the passed hundred years reached its peak back in the 1920s.

The name, Bronze, was never popular during the passed hundred years. Go figure.

Quiz Time

You are practical, straightforward and unpretentious. While you may not be the best communicator, people appreciate your simplicity and modesty!

(via Bryna)

Apparently, Hot Swedish Females Isn't An Interspecies Thing

Silly 1Ls

One of the sections actually considered having a practice the day before the softball tourney. Doesn't look like it's going to happen with the rain today.

What To Do With My Bison T-Shirt When It's All Worn Out?

Pillow or panites?

Some Moms Shouldn't Be Moms

This mom doesn't fall into that category. Everyone should have fun with their kids while they can - that is, before they can recall to teacher any "possible abuse" in detail.

I Think I May Have Found My Long Lost Brother

I'm a complete ass to everyone. I berate my friends endlessly. I call them all bitches. I accuse guys of being gay. I acccuse women of being whores. I call everyone names. I make jesus jokes in front of religious people. I make dead baby jokes. I make child molestation jokes. I'm an embarrassment when I'm drunk (I'm almost just as bad when I'm sobler). When drunk I scream at the top of my lungs. I yell out inappropriate things. I comment on how I want to fuck any woman that walks by. I hit my friends (but only the women).

The above may very well be a description of me. Except the whole "want to fuck any woman" part - I'm usually at the other extreme telling women that there's no way I'd fuck 'em. But seriously, the rest could be said about me.

Anyway, Angela left this comment trying to explain why I have at least her as a friend.

Everything Brian said is true, and that is oddly part of your charm. Part of the reason i am your friend is because, I am always curious as to what obnoxious and disgusting thing you will say next, especially when the joke is at my expense.

Apparently, Angela is my friend because she's a mass... maso... mass... S&M.*

*Yet another inside joke. I'm so sorry if you're not in the inside.

What My Friend Has To Say About Me

From Macy:

Wayne is THE guy to go to if you ever have a nasty secret you want spread across campus by the end of the day, want to challenge someone to an obsene dare and actually see it come to fruition, want to leave some girl's ass red w/ his handprint, want someone to tell you all your flaws and laugh about it or want someone to remind you that you're a "hoity toity spoiled British bitch" or just want someone to make you laugh up a storm. In all honesty, Wayne is one in a million. A true friend who will drop all that he's doing to engage in witty republican banter, insult you (hence the "bitch") and most likely your alma mater (especially if it's USC), keep your mind distracted from all that is evil and disappointing (specifically, studying for Con Law finals) and make you laugh when you need it most -- not so much because what he has to say is oh-so-comical, but rather that this guy has THE most contagious laugh and anyone in his company cannot help but join him. Experien

So Macy got cut off by Friendster there at the end. But knowing Stummy as well as I do I can safely assume - that and because I never intend to ever see her boyfriend Drew again - she meant to finish off her testimonial by saying, "Experiencing kinky, wild sex with Wayne is the greatest thrill a hoity toity spoiled British bitch - or any woman for that matter - can EVER have in her life." Honestly, that's what she was trying to say.

And I take it for the compliment it was intended to be.

Hence The Dark Foreboding Sky

The triumvirate of Angela, Macy, and Trini are out shopping together. By themselves. That means they are together without male supervision. Be afraid. Especially if you're dating one of them. Luckily, I'm not. Poor Brian.

Seriously, there should be a law prohibiting women from gathering in groups of more than 2 without at least one male present. I have firsthand knowledge of what evil can be wrought otherwise.

LSAT Prep

It might be a bit late for those who are taking the LSAT tomorrow but if you're planning on taking it on a later date here are a few book suggestions that could help on the Logical Reasoning section.

T-Shirts All Sold Out

So no modeling of the shirt by me. It's a fortunate thing. Trust me.

If S-N-double-O-P Were Writing This Blog

Too Much Of A Bussy To Get Out Of A Date?

First, Virgin Mobile offers to save you from the embarrassment of drunk dialing. Now they offer to save you from a really bad date.

With Only A Few More Days Until Valentine's Day

It may be time to resort to stealing a few of his pickup lines.

Best Shortstop Ever?

Prof. Business Associations posed that question to the class. The professor said Ernie Banks - the case we were about to do involved the Cubs - and Brian went with Ozzie Smith. I went way back in the day and picked Honus Wagner.

What My Friend Has To Say About Me

From Trini:

Wayne aka Inter Alia, penal interests, or my personal favorite, conservative prick. We became "acquainted" when we were both at the HAC law school party and his drunk ass grabbed my ass. We've been close friends ever since. Heck we were even engaged for a brief period. So what can i say about this guy... Wayne has the most contagious laugh and he plays a mean pac man. He likes to call me a biatch (mostly because I went to the best university in the world - USC) and for that I love him.

It's the laugh, people like me for my laugh. It's the only explanation.

Silly 1Ls, They Actually Think They Have A Shot

There's a little SWLAW softball tourney happening this Sunday at Cheviot Hills. The 1Ls appear to be taking it seriously. At the end of classes today, the promenade was looking like spring training at Vero Beach as section B was practicing their fielding. It's also rumored that section C has been going to the batting cages.

Third-Tier Conversation

Tessa: Are you going to ask me out to the basketball game?
Sara: Would you like to go with me to the basketball game?
Tessa: No.

Con Law Question Of The Day

Is the following an Equal Protection violation?

Virginians who wear their pants so low their underwear shows may want to think about investing in a stronger belt.

The state's House of Delegates passed a bill Tuesday authorizing a $50 fine for anyone who displays his or her underpants in a "lewd or indecent manner."

Del. Lionell Spruill Sr., a Democrat who opposed the bill, had pleaded with his colleagues to remember their own youthful fashion follies.

During an extended monologue Monday, he talked about how they dressed or wore their hair in their teens. On Tuesday, he said the measure was an unconstitutional attack on young blacks that would force parents to take off work to accompany their children to court just for making a fashion statement.

The bill's sponsor, Del. Algie T. Howell, has said constituents were offended by the exposed underwear. He did not speak on the floor Tuesday.

Spruill and Howell, also a Democrat, are both black.

Which test to apply? Rational basis? Intermediate? Strict scrutiny? And what about those who wear their pants low but don't wear underwear?

What My Friend Has To Say About Me

From Brian:

Wayne, you smell. You are loud, sometimes obnoxious and you smell. When you are drunk you slap girls asses, bordering on sexaul harassment, yet you seem to get away with it. No one can ever be mad at you and for that I hate you. For all these things your friends still like you, weird. Must be your charm and great way with the ladies. Keep up the good work and keep doing things wrong so people will get mad at me.

First off, I do smell; I am loud; I am obnoxious; and forget about bordering sexual harassment, I've stepped well across that line. And that whole thing about being charming and my great way with the ladies is only sarcasm. Of course, that leaves unanswered as to how I'm still friends with anyone. Some things weren't meant to be explained I suppose. I guess I'll just count my blessings.

I Swear, The Body Rash Is From Something Else

In an effort to promote school spirit the SBA here has been promoting Bison Week for next week and in conjunction they are selling t-shirts that say Southwestern Law on the front with a bison on the back. The entire SBA wore the shirts today to help sell the t-shirts.

I have to sell five myself for ten dollars each. Anyone interested?

Stat Of The Day

Well Brian has spoken about getting a tattoo.

Law Reviews To Limit Length Of Articles

Now if they can only limit the length of other things, I'd be a happy law student:

• Majority opinions (really, how long does it take to get your point across?)
• Concurring opinions (yes, yes you voted with the majority for other reasons no one cares about)
• Dissenting opinions (you lost, accept it, don't bitch about it)
• The time it takes women to tell a story (it's as if they were writing a majority opinion)
• The time it takes to spend on LexisNexis to accumulate enough points to get 10 songs from iTunes
• The time it takes for me to get to school during rush hour so I don't have to leave home before 5:45 am and leave school after 7:30 pm just so that I don't have to sit in an hour and half's worth of traffic to travel 26 miles.
  
• The size of my penis (and by this I mean an acceptable minimum length because going to Angela's bathroom everytime I need an ego boost just isn't practical)

Quote This

"Look in the mirror before you throw the nerd stone." - Angela

Super Bowl Ads

I'm quite partial to the GoDaddy.com one. For two huge, obvious reasons.

Stat Of The Day

Brian can take heart in this search that indicates Matt Leinart has now moved on from Cacee to someone from that MTV show Laguna Beach - and it's not LC.

The 94 Hour Billable Workday

Well If Four Swedish Females Can't Make You Go Straight

Then you just weren't meant to be a straight penguin.

SBA Question Left Unanswered, To Be Answered Another Day

Can people tell the difference between a bull and a bison?

More Than Halfway Done With Law School

And some 2Ls are beginning to think - or is it worry? - about what they're going to do after law school is over. A few have spoken - maybe in jest, maybe in fear, maybe dreaming, perhaps some combination of all - of starting their own firm. For them, a resource.

If You're On AP...

This is most definitely not the attitude to have.

A Gift Idea For Daphne

I'm willing to donate my White Collar Crime casebook for the project.

George Mason Has A New Dean

They decided to keep it in the family.

Third-Tier Conversation

Liz: We played kickball and softball on my 21st birthday.
Brian: You played kickball?!
Liz: Kickball slash softball.
Brian: On your 21st birthday?! Ooooooo... don't get too crazy.
Liz: Hey... we also had sangria.

Japanese

Need I say more?

Super Bowl Halftime Show

I am completely underwhelmed.

Perfect For The Japanese Business Man

Two Questions

1. How is it that people know how large my penis is?
2. Did I just confirm that I have a small penis?

By the way, it's the second time that someone has suggested this t-shirt for me and like the umpteenth time I've been referred to as the Asian Sensation.

P.S. It's because of those type of asian stereotypes that we filipinos try to distance ourselves from that classification. Filipino, Pacific Islander, Other or Decline to State is what I like to check off.

Spreading The Gospel

Soup and Poon have done their part and now it's my turn to enlighten those in my little corner of the blogosphere. I present to you the Ladder Theory.

I have the strange feeling that I'm an Intellectual Whore to many Intellectual Pimps.

Stat Of The Day

Not an unusual search but everytime I see that someone has come across this site searching my name, it makes me wonder who and for what reason, especially when that search comes from a computer at SWLAW.

Another Inter Alia

At least she had the common sense to fit the title into the URL.

What Else I Learned From Legal Profession

According to the Wall Street Journal, researchers in Arizona followed a group of 320 law-bound people over the course of several years. About 6 percent were found to be clinically depressed before they entered law school. By their second year, 40 percent were in that state. After graduation and one year on the job, the number had dropped to 18 percent - still three times the national average.

Gameday Picks

Eagles - 17
Patriots - 28

If the Patriots should lose today's game, then I'm definitely a jinx.