Saturday, November 06, 2004

Another Incentive To Drop Out Of Law School

2000 a night

You Would Make $2000 a Night!


You've got the skills and looks to be a high class call girl or boy. Not only will you make tons - you'll be whisked off to paradise for working vacations
How Much Could You Make as a Prostitute?
It's less than what Brazil made for overnight stays but I'm sure I could charge more as I gain experience and develop my own set of skills in the trade.

(link via NDC)

Tough Day To Be A Bruin Fan

Bad news and bad news. And no Trini, not every day is a tough day to be a Bruin fan.

Quote This

"Quote that, bitch." - Katy

Quote This

"Monops?" - Brian

Stat Of The Day

Alas, I wish I had personal knowledge.

As Sean Would Tell Them,

I should be their spokesman.
New York officials were red-faced on Friday after they discovered that clothing ads on city buses that appeared to promote reading suggested a love of books could be rewarded with oral sex.

The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

What unhip, unsuspecting local transportation officials did not know was that "get brain" is street slang for oral sex.

The ads -- from hip-hop clothing maker Akademiks, which intended the double-entendre -- was stripped off New York buses on Friday after transportation officials discovered the street slang meaning.

Holiday Shopping For Brian?

He told me that he really, really wants this.

What's Making Me Piss Off Everyone On The First Floor Of The Library?

This is why I'm laughing out loud.

(link via SMP)

Worst Movie Ever?

Just watched ten minutes of Honey, could possibly be the worst movie ever. Only redeeming quality was Jessica Alba's hot body. Can anyone name a worse movie?

Aren't We All?

Now, I don't think death is a laughing matter or anything like that, but I just found this to be a little less than helpful when describing the condition of Arafat. Headlines have read, "Arafat Between Life and Death." Ahhh, Duh! Aren't we all somewhere between life and death?

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Quote This

"It ain't like I'm going to fucking rape her." - Wayne

I Am Dumb But Not Because I Vote Republican

Calling the voters dumb probably doesn't do much to win people over, either. It always strikes me that so many people who are quick to note the importance of understanding the differences in perception between nations, or races, or sexual preferences, and to try to bridge those gaps, are so unwilling to do the same thing where people from elsewhere in their own country are concerned. But Democrats must do better, or become a regional party. Because contempt doesn't win a lot of votes.
I don't mind being called dumb for all the dumb things I do with the hope that it'll someday discourage me from doing those dumb things - that assumes I care about being called, which I don't so I'll probably repeat doing dumb things. But being called dumb only because I voted for President Bush is just plain mean. And that's what happened at school today. I'm going to go cry into my tear stained pillow now. Bye.

For The Really Desperate

And those unsatisfied with the election, there's a way out. (via Wonkette)

Stat Of The Day

Thanks to Deli's post I'm getting a lot of hits from this search.

For Brian

Via Dylan.

Asian Pride?

I love anything that makes fun of asians. Oh and by the way I am asian so this is okay.

Tips For Tessa

Cold dough,
Make sure your cookie dough is cold before placing it in the oven.
More on the dough,
If the dough is still too soft, stir in 1 to 2-tablespoons of flour. Also, do not over-soften the butter before making the dough.
Cool cookie sheets,
A baking sheet should be either cool or at room temperature when the cookie dough is placed on it; otherwise, the dough will start to melt, adversely affecting the cookies' shape and texture.
No excuse for baking crappy cookies anymore.

Filing Away For Future Reference

Overcoming Bar Exam Stress

A cursory look and drinking isn't one of the ways to overcome. What crap.

Liberals' Bleeding Hearts

A somber mood prevailed at school today because of the election result. I obviously didn't expect people who supported Senator Kerry to come to school happy. Hell, anyone coming to school shouldn't be expected to come happy. But people were more than plainly saddened and I just didn't and still don't get it. Were Senator Kerry supporters that much more emotionally invested in their candidate than I was in mine? Because I for damn sure like to think that I wouldn't have been in a similar mood if President Bush had lost. As it is, I know my degree of happiness is much lesser than their degree of sadness. Almost makes me wish my guy had lost.

UPDATE: BT shares thoughts on similar circumstances.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Quote This

"Ewwwww, disgust." - Tessa

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

One Last Bit Of Election Posting

It's 7:34pm and it's over, I'm calling it for President Bush. Now go to bed everyone.

UPDATE: Seriously, does anyone else get the sense that the networks are being overly cautious in their unwillingness to call some states that are obviously going President Bush's way? Or could there be some other reason? I'll give the networks the benefit of the doubt and go with the former reason rather than go further and explain the latter.

Something Not Election Related, Just For Trini

Funny thing about this is that I hear women say this stuff about me all the time even when they're speaking in perfect English.

By the way, I can't help but think of the translation voice as being Tracy's Asian voice.

Enough Wayne!

Isn't the partisan media enough...can't I just enjoy some funny "quote this" posts without having to read about that muthatrucka - W.

I leave the readers of this blog with this thought:

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot. Let's help them get him back. Vote.

An Early Sign It's Going President Bush's Way

President George W. Bush won an early election day victory in the small New Hampshire hamlet of Dixville Notch which is renowned for casting the country's first ballots in US presidential elections.

A tiny population of 26 registered voters backed Bush by a comfortable 19-7 margin over Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry , according to a tally by the town clerk's office.

The 26 voters included 11 registered Republicans, two registered Democratic voters and 13 independents, according to the town clerk's records.

Early election day math suggested eight independents voted for Bush while five opted to support Kerry.

In the 2000 election, 21 Dixville Notch voters backed Bush while five voted for then Democratic candidate Al Gore and a single voter backed Nader out of 27 registered voters.

In the prior two elections, in 1992 and 1996, Democrat Bill Clinton won and was re-elected to the White House after a tighter spread of votes occurred in Dixville Notch.
Reminds me of an episode of The West Wing.

A Collection Of Election Day Resources

Here.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Legal Research Exam

The easiest exam in law school. Of course, one doesn't know how easy it is until one has taken it. So right now, I'm watching the 1Ls burn the midnight oil as they stress over tomorrow's exam. And I laugh.

Quote This

"I love anything involving a group of white people." - Brian

Quote This

"I respect my bitches." - Brian

Take A Close Look At This Week's AP Poll

Take a real close look. A real close look at the bottom. That's right UCLA has 22 points, 16 in the Coaches Poll.* Yup, UCLA is trending upwards in the polls. So be afraid 'SC, be very afraid.

*That would be 22 pts. more and 16 pts. more than CU in the respective polls.

Quiz Time

You are a hopeless romantic, Your alwayz looking
for love and always prepared to fall. You know
the right one for you is out there, waiting for
you to find them......
Do You Beleive in Love

Uh... yeah, whatever. It really doesn't seem to fit with this.

(taken from NDC)

Useless

That's what mentees are if they won't even bring their starving mentor dinner as the mentor slaves away on Halloween night at the library trying to catch up on work so that he can be around to mentor his mentees next semester. Utterly useless.

Sunday, October 31, 2004

My Alma Mater

I am so proud to say this is where I went to undergrad. Make sure you click on the "More Pictures" Link just below the tiny picture located at the top right of the article. Halloween rioting is a tradition at CU. And the street they are rioting on, yeah I lived there for a year. Good thing they didn't go tipping my car. The pictures are hilarious, you get to see action shots of people getting hit with the stun gun and police shields. Fuck 'em up Fuck 'em up, GO CU!!

Predictions, More Freaking Predictions

I'm not the only one predicting a re-election victory for President Bush. But he's got the margin much wider than I do.

Self-Loathing Settling In

Going to the library to see if I can be productive for the second time this semester and offset some of that self-loathing.

Are You Effin' Kidding Me

So I posted earlier about how the Redskins predict the winner of Presidential elections. Well, damnit! It looked like the Redskins scored the go ahead TD in the final waning minutes of that game only to have it called back because of a penalty. A controversial penalty call at that!

A portent of things to come perhaps? Let's hope not.

Quiz Time

statler jpeg
You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous

QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"

LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.


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(stolen from Blonde Justice)

Electoral College Maps

Heidi says this is the best of the bunch. She knows A LOT more math than I do and also goes to a higher-tiered law school, so I'm inclined to agree with her analysis of why it's the best.

According to the best and most of those electoral maps, Pres. Bush looks like he's going to lose. Regardless, I'm sticking with my earlier prediction that Pres. Bush takes more than 300 electoral votes.

Is That You Prof. Horwitz?

I need to know. Who is at school looking up this blog at 8:40 on a Sunday morning? The library there doesn't even open until 10am.

Go Redskins!

The Redskins are 2-4 facing the Packers today. Not a good sign for Pres. Bush.

By the way, while I'm on Urban Legands, Hilfiger, not a racist. Wear it with pride, Brian.

This Year I'm "Law Student Trying To Catch Up"

Legal Underground has its Weekly Law School Roundup up and this week's subject are the Do's and Don'ts on Halloween.

Since I've been tricked into being a law student, this year's Halloween - like last year's - won't be much of a treat for me.

They Had Me At Starbucks Coffee

Associate perks.

By the way, eff' Coffee Bean & Tea. You don't see them being offered as an incentive do you? * Ergo (using latin people so it must be true), Starbucks must be better.

(link via lawschool.com)

*Please disregard fact that there are no Coffe Bean & Tea locations in Texas.

Photoshop Is Evil

A gallery of why one should never ever post a pic of them self up on the web. Make sure you make it to the bottom.

(link via (Legal Quandry)