Law School Prostitute

From Lawschool.com.

Federal prosecutors argue the government should keep $61,000 in cash seized from an Oakland woman who allegedly worked as a high-priced call girl to repay student loans from her time at Stanford Law School.

Court documents detail how agents sifted through trash, conducted surveillance, interviewed clients and a colleague, pored over tax returns and surfed the Internet to build a case for keeping money seized from Cristina Schultz, 31, who used the name "Brazil" and charged $1,300 for two hours of her services.

The complaint says investigators in September 2002 searched trash put out from Schultz's Palo Alto apartment, recovering items such as a law book containing $2,400 in $100 bills... an admission card for the July 2001 California Bar Exam...

Now I understand the common urge among law students and I guess grads alike to toss away law books, but one containing $2,400 in cash?! That's enough incentive to not only keep the damn book but to also read the entire thing, including notes and questions.

"Brazil" did quite well for herself as she was able to,

put [herself] through Stanford Law School, lease a $70,000 Mercedes-Benz for $1,486 a month, live alone in a $1,800-a-month apartment, pay off almost $300,000 in loans, compile savings over $10,000, build a cash hoard of $40,000, throw away $2,400 in cash and buy postal money orders totaling $13,500 all at one time."

I'm definitely in the wrong business.

By the way, gentlemen and lesbians, here are her websites. Keep in mind she charged, "up to $1,300 for two hours, $5,000 for overnight and $15,000 for three days."