The Boondocks

Episode Two of "Can a N***A Get a Job?!"

Episode Three

Episode Four

Episode Five

What I'll Be Doing This Lunch And Hopefully Not Doing This Lunch

From an email.

Southwestern/USC/UCLA/Pepperdine/Loyola APALSA BBQ

"It's that time again... time for free food and fun in the sun at the APALSA FALL BBQ~! It's a great opportunity to meet new people and pretend it's still summer with the hot and sunny weather we're having. So bring your appetites with you and get ready to have some fun.

APALSA FALL BBQ
WHERE: Westwood Park by UCLA (on Veteran)
WHEN: Sept. 25th (Next Saturday)
TIME: 12:00pm - 4:00pm
COST: FREE
RSVP: MAKE SURE YOU RSVP BY TUESDAY IF YOU WANT TO EAT!
P.S. Everyone is invited.

I didn't RSVP and because Loyola - a higher-tiered school only five miles away from SWLAW - is hosting the event but requiring each APALSA chapter feed its own members, I'm going to have to resist the urge to go buy a steak and plop it on Loyola's grill next to their freaking hot dogs.

Look At The Size Of This Pussy 

What A Great Honor

Southwestern has reached such great heights. Second most competitive school according to Princton Review.

Back From Hiatus

I have seen trees of green, red roses too, but mostly a lot of weiners. Lets just say the surf is good, but gay nude vollyball should be outlawed.

Random AIM Conversation

cuyaz: Wow, I am [Tim McGraw's] songwriter
Bruin7089: yeah
Bruin7089: No wonder you like his shit so much
cuyaz: I could have made millions
Bruin7089: and had lots of pussy
Bruin7089: instead of being one
cuyaz: Thanks homeboy
Bruin7089: no problem
cuyaz: One day I will surprise you or something
Bruin7089: Please don't.
Bruin7089: First, I'll die from shock.
Bruin7089: Second, what will be left for me to shit talk about you?
Bruin7089: So basically, you'd be killing me twice over.
Bruin7089: Because I live to shit talk about you.
cuyaz: Well then maybe I won't do it, I don't want you to die
Bruin7089: Good excuse.
Bruin7089: Glad to give you an out from growing some balls
Bruin7089: and possibly having babies

Dodgers - Giants

10 games left in the season, 6 against the hated Giants, 1 1/2 games up for the division. It only gets better for a Dodger fan if the Dodgers end up beating the Giants. Shit talk about the game here.

Random AIM Conversation

cuyaz: I don't want to face reality
Bruin7089: such a pussy
Bruin7089: I think you're just making reality harder actually.
cuyaz: Dude I like the little fantasy
cuyaz: How so?
Bruin7089: Because in reality it's keeping you from moving on.
Bruin7089: Which is what would be best.
Bruin7089: In reality it makes you do dumbshit
Bruin7089: So while you have your back to reality
Bruin7089: it's kicking you in the ass
Bruin7089: which i guess is better than having it kick you in the balls

Conclusion, I was wrong, keep your back to reality cuyaz.

For Those Suffering From Sleep Deprivation

This blog is some good reading, so says this guy. I don't know if I'm to take that to mean as a cure for or as a result of, either way, it's not much of a compliment but I'll take whatever I can get.

If anyone else is linking to this blog, let me know and I'll show my appreciation with a reciprocating link on the blogroll.

Congratulations!

To those who made it to the interview round of ITAP tryouts. Having gone through two rounds of the tryouts myself, I have great appreaciation for what it takes to make it to the interviews. Be proud of your accomplishment. I tip my hat to all of you.

ITAP Progress (Or Lack Thereof) VII

It's over. I officially didn't make it. As the second round progressed, I knew I fucked up and my performance was an overall embarrasment. Afterwards, I knew that there was no way I could or should make it to the round of interviews and with no one to blame but myself it made it harder to take. Still, when Karla called to confirm that I hadn't made it passed the second round, I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

The Rorschach (inkblot) test

Last Night

It was a good night out. Nothing law school memorish about it, but still a good night out.

First, there was a little pre-drinking at Brian's where the night's most memorable conversation took place. Let's just say playing Nintendo has taken on a whole new meaning.

We arrived at Highlands about a quarter past ten and there was a lenghty queue that took about 15 minutes. $8, not $5, was spent to get the hand stamped. Once inside, it was a wonder why there was any line at all. Much of my time was spent meeting and chatting it up with various people. A little bit of the night was spent delivering a drink. No balls, no babies. We stayed until we were escorted from the balcony. Then we got into a more annoying queue leaving the parking lot.

Again, not "Law School Memory" worthy, but still a good night out.

Gift Idea For Me

Give me, give me, give me.

UPDATE: Some new favorite sites.

UPDATE: After spending 5 pounds in Cambridge to watch Farenheit 9/11, I think I owe it to myself to see this. Reviews and press coverage.

The Hollywood premiere will take place at the Writer's Guild of America Theater on Thursday, September 30.

Ok...

But what do you do if you have bad grades at a less than top-tier school?

My Return

Going to Highlands tonight. Last time there, I created my own duck pond and was reminded of it months later.

Bush v. Gore This, Bush v. Gore That

Prof. Con Law has kept mentioning the damn case in the past. Perhaps he will be interested in this. I know I'm not.

Is it just me or...

So there I am in Con law, trying to learn, and Brian asks if I am meeting up with everyone at his house later on. When I tell him it's too short of notice, he gets all pissy. Is it just me or do most people like to know what they are doing with more than 4 hours notice?

* Note to deli77 - don't be offended by this, especially since I may not join you guys for dinner.

Random Quote

"No balls, no babies"
-Mark Cuban

I'm Wally!



Which Dilbert character are you?

Hey Ryan!

Karla knows.

Payback is a bitch isn't it?

You're next Brian.

Whoa

Look who decided to update.

Free samples

You're only allowed one per household. So if you don't want yours, feel free to pass it along. Only in it's original, sealed package, please.

ITAP Progress (Or Lack Thereof) VI

In this week's episode of ITAP tryouts:

Will Wayne have a closing for the defense side ready by six today? Will Wayne have questions ready for both sides? Will Wayne use notes? Will Wayne remember everything? Will Wayne stutter his way through his ITAP tryout? Will Wayne faint in front of the jury from all the pressure? Will Ryan be wearing a wig to protray one of the female witnesses? Will the ITAP board member that Wayne called a bitch portray one of the witnesses? Will Wayne have to ask the court's permission to treat said bitch as a hositle witness because he called her a bitch? Are you seriously still reading this? If Ryan is a jury member, will Wayne have to motion to have Ryan excused from the jury because Ryan had saved Wayne's life? Will Wayne be able to restrain himself from making any lame attempts at humor during the tryout? Did Sheila commit murder? Is Margaret in it for the money? Will Wayne act the ass and object to everything Karla has to say? Will Wayne make it to the interview round? Will Wayne go back and edit any misspelt/incorrect words and grammar in this post? Will Wayne find true love?

The answer to some of these questions and then some whenever ITAP finishes. Dun-dun-dun!

Random (Or maybe not so Random) Song Lyrics

TIM MCGRAW

Just Be Your Tear

Don't know why he does what he does
Playing lost and found with your love
Trying to confuse you, use you
Girl. he's gonna lose you sure enough
Don't know why he says all those things
ALways shootin' all your dreams
He ought to know better than that
He ought to be watching his back
'cause you know you know
[Chorus]
Girl I'd love to shine in your eyes
If only for just a moment
You know i'd be satisfied
If i could only touch your cheek
Baby that's all i'd need
To make my life complete
Girl I know I can make you smile
If you knew that i was here
Wishing that i could be your tear
I dont know why he cant find the words
Saying all those things you deserve
Girl if it was me there i swear
You know you wouldn't feel so unsure
ABout what tomorrow would bring
Don't you know I'd give everything
If i could just hold you like him
If i could be more than just friends
'Cause you know you know
[Repeat Chorus (Twice)]
Wishing i could just be your tear

Random Quote

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation."
-George Washington

Random AIM Conversation

cuyaz: And you can't work magic
Bruin7089: miracles Brian
Bruin7089: i don't work miracles
Bruin7089: I ain't no Jesus Christ.
cuyaz: So true

You Can Return That Bottle Of "Curious" Now Brian

She's now Britney Federline.

Yeah It's Early

But this could be the last chance I get this season.

LOOK WHO'S ON TOP OF THE PAC-10 STANDINGS BABY!

Law School Prostitute

From Lawschool.com.

Federal prosecutors argue the government should keep $61,000 in cash seized from an Oakland woman who allegedly worked as a high-priced call girl to repay student loans from her time at Stanford Law School.

Court documents detail how agents sifted through trash, conducted surveillance, interviewed clients and a colleague, pored over tax returns and surfed the Internet to build a case for keeping money seized from Cristina Schultz, 31, who used the name "Brazil" and charged $1,300 for two hours of her services.

The complaint says investigators in September 2002 searched trash put out from Schultz's Palo Alto apartment, recovering items such as a law book containing $2,400 in $100 bills... an admission card for the July 2001 California Bar Exam...

Now I understand the common urge among law students and I guess grads alike to toss away law books, but one containing $2,400 in cash?! That's enough incentive to not only keep the damn book but to also read the entire thing, including notes and questions.

"Brazil" did quite well for herself as she was able to,

put [herself] through Stanford Law School, lease a $70,000 Mercedes-Benz for $1,486 a month, live alone in a $1,800-a-month apartment, pay off almost $300,000 in loans, compile savings over $10,000, build a cash hoard of $40,000, throw away $2,400 in cash and buy postal money orders totaling $13,500 all at one time."

I'm definitely in the wrong business.

By the way, gentlemen and lesbians, here are her websites. Keep in mind she charged, "up to $1,300 for two hours, $5,000 for overnight and $15,000 for three days."

An Observation

There seems to be a lot fewer students from this year's crop of SWLAW 1Ls, as compared to last year's crop, spending time in the library.

They must be really smart.