Random AIM Conversation

cuyaz: Wow, I am [Tim McGraw's] songwriter
Bruin7089: yeah
Bruin7089: No wonder you like his shit so much
cuyaz: I could have made millions
Bruin7089: and had lots of pussy
Bruin7089: instead of being one
cuyaz: Thanks homeboy
Bruin7089: no problem
cuyaz: One day I will surprise you or something
Bruin7089: Please don't.
Bruin7089: First, I'll die from shock.
Bruin7089: Second, what will be left for me to shit talk about you?
Bruin7089: So basically, you'd be killing me twice over.
Bruin7089: Because I live to shit talk about you.
cuyaz: Well then maybe I won't do it, I don't want you to die
Bruin7089: Good excuse.
Bruin7089: Glad to give you an out from growing some balls
Bruin7089: and possibly having babies