In this week's episode of ITAP tryouts:
Will Wayne have a closing for the defense side ready by six today? Will Wayne have questions ready for both sides? Will Wayne use notes? Will Wayne remember everything? Will Wayne stutter his way through his ITAP tryout? Will Wayne faint in front of the jury from all the pressure? Will Ryan be wearing a wig to protray one of the female witnesses? Will the ITAP board member that Wayne called a bitch portray one of the witnesses? Will Wayne have to ask the court's permission to treat said bitch as a hositle witness because he called her a bitch? Are you seriously still reading this? If Ryan is a jury member, will Wayne have to motion to have Ryan excused from the jury because Ryan had saved Wayne's life? Will Wayne be able to restrain himself from making any lame attempts at humor during the tryout? Did Sheila commit murder? Is Margaret in it for the money? Will Wayne act the ass and object to everything Karla has to say? Will Wayne make it to the interview round? Will Wayne go back and edit any misspelt/incorrect words and grammar in this post? Will Wayne find true love?
The answer to some of these questions and then some whenever ITAP finishes. Dun-dun-dun!
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