March Madness Day 2: Supangans Dominating

I'm bringing up the rear, 6 correct picks behind Bunny. Ellisen is tied for second, three picks behind. Their Michigan St. pick is going to hurt them though. I'm still in decent shape - as is everyone else, but this weekend should be telling - as all of my Sweet Sixteen teams are still in it.

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"I was going to put 'Or see "A" for Annie'." - Bunny

"Instead, a convergence of three separate trends is conspiring to kill off TiVo."

Bunny and Ellisen may want to pull that item from their registry. They're also registered here and here.

They're good people, feel free to get them something.

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"Now the white people really hate us." - Brian

Lots of Birthdays Last Night Plus One

I had dinner last night - fully dressed - with Bunny, Brian and Rose at Claim Jumper in Valencia. The night started with Rose seeing me come into the restaurant and suggesting to Bunny that they ignore me. It didn't last very long as I sat down next to her and said, "Hey." Not a few minutes after I sat down that we were paged to our table. As usual, not knowing how to judge traffic out here still, Brian had yet to arrive. So being unoriginal - this being another one of Rose's suggestions - we told the waitress that our late arriving companion was celebrating his birthday that night and told her that if she did a real good job of helping us celebrate his birthday she would get a good tip.

So Brian arrives, not too late at all, and was warmly greeted to the table by our waitress who proceeded to overtly and playfully flirt with him. This goes on for the whole night and at first Brian had no idea what was going on so he's just unwittingly playing along probably thinking that the people in Valencia are really nice. Then the waitress let slip that it was his birthday. In return, Brian almost - and actually may have, which means she was nice about it - let slip that it wasn't his birthday but saved it by saying that he didn't like to be embarrassed on his birthday and therefore didn't want anyone to know or to celebrate it, which only made our waitress promise that he would be embarrassed.

After we finished our meal, the staff came out and sang and clapped a "special" birthday song for Brian that ended with the words "splish splash".

So let that be a lesson to you. Don't be the last to arrive.

Moot Court Round 3

Best of luck to all those participating at the LA County Superior Court. With about a hundred people participating and 16 oral finalists, 28 oral alternates, 16 best brief writers, and 16 alternate brief writers being asked to interview for the moot court honors program; chances are good - even if there is some overlap - that you will at least get that interview. So don't worry about it and have some fun.

I'm sure section B will be overly represented.

If Match.com Doesn't Work Out II...

From CNN:

Lonely-hearts will stand a better chance of finding a soul mate thanks to new mobile phone dating technology.

Would-be daters looking for a "significant other" may soon be able to subscribe to a service which stores in their phones a personal profile and information on what they want most from a partner.

When there are enough similarities between two people, and they happen to be in close proximity, the service tells their phones to communicate with each other.

Today In Class

Just in case you weren't there. We got through the terminology part of res judicata but didn't go into anything else for class 19 on the syllabus for Civ. Pro. In Torts we got through the first two cases for products liability after a preview of what's to come in the next few weeks. A standard day in law school.

MIA

Both Stummy and Brian took the day off from classes. Hmmmm.... it's enough to make one wonder if Brian was getting bossed around.

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"I'm only bossy in bed." - Stummy

Over 12 Hours Later And Still No Chafing

In fact I'm enjoying this so much, I'm thinking about making it my Friday ritual.

First Day Of March Madness

I'm tied for eighth in a pool of fourteen. Not too bad and too far off of the lead. And the ones I did get wrong, I didn't have getting passed the second round. Seems like most everyone else is pretty much in the same boat except for one of the Supangans - shouldn't it be Turners? - who had Michigan St. getting to the Final Four, ouch.

Yesterday

I was nominated and ran unopposed, securing me a position on APALSA's Board as their SBA liaison. So next year I'm VP Stummy's go between bitch. Lucky me.

UPDATE: Here's the full, short story. Stummy nominated me for the position against my wishes thinking it would help me. Thanks Macy. And even though I was running unopposed I had to give an improptu speech. So here's what I said,

Basically, I was nominated so I could hook up with this chick. So vote for me.

Short and eloquent, the way all speeches should be.

Underwear Isn't A Necessity

To her credit, Stummy made it to ten days without shopping so if you took the over, you won. She denies though that buying a bra counts as shopping because bras are a necessity, which means she is still keeping true to her self-imposed shopping ban. To prove her squirrelly ignorance - or mine - I am not wearing underwear today. Let's see if I can make it through the day.

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"I like my words to look pretty." - Macy

Stummy Lied

Unless she was wearing black lace panties with matching bra, Stummy didn't wear black as I was told to expect. Apparently her feelings for April don't run as deep as Brian's feelings for Cameran. You know he would properly mourn if something should happen.

According to Annie's Theory, this Cameran chick had to be fat at one point in her life.

People find Cameran's beauty so stunning that they are shocked when they find her so warm, friendly and down to earth.

Fordyce Word Of The Day

feculence

\Fec"u*lence\, n. [L. faeculentia dregs, filth: cf. F. f['e]culence.] 1. The state or quality of being feculent; muddiness; foulness.

2. That which is feculent; sediment; lees; dregs.

The Wonders Of Alcohol Will Never Cease To Amaze

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"Do any of you remember Andy Rooney?" - Prof. Torts

Rhetorical Question Of The Day

"Wayne, are you talking shit?" - Stummy