Random AIM Conversation

yaz: What if everytime I find her, she has a dude?
Bruin7089: then she's not being very nice to you is she?
Bruin7089: you want hot and nice
yaz: Well then maybe we wont find any then
yaz: Good girls our age, TAKEN
yaz: there is a reason they are in a relationship
Bruin7089: same reason we're not in one?
yaz: NO
yaz: They are in relationships because they are the good catch
yaz: Hmmm maybe that does say something about us
Bruin7089: Is it that everyone worth having is taken by their mid-20s?
yaz: so I guess we are not worth having
yaz: Well, I go kill self now
Bruin7089: So sad.
Bruin7089: I guess we do have to settle.
yaz: Great
yaz: Bitches and ugly chicks
yaz: Not that I would complain

Random AIM Conversation

yaz: Meet any nice baristas today?
Bruin7089: they're all nice
Bruin7089: not nice looking
Bruin7089: but nice personality
yaz: That is what you need
Bruin7089: what?
yaz: You need an ugly nice chick
yaz: You need to let up on these high standards of yours
Bruin7089: what if
Bruin7089: i let up on the personality standards
Bruin7089: but keep the physical attractive standards high?
yaz: No
yaz: wont work
yaz: That is too backwards
Bruin7089: isn't it harder to find a nice girl than a nice looking one?
yaz: No
yaz: It is hard to fine a nice girl who is good looking
Bruin7089: true
yaz: Usually ugly girls are nice because they cant rely on their looks
Bruin7089: are they also really good in bed because of that?
yaz: I wouldnt know
Bruin7089: well i'm asking because i don't know either