Proper Protection These Days

Because of this, if I should ever decide to have sex again (yes, it's by choice fuckers and yes, assholes, it's not not so much my choice as it is others') I'll be sure to wear one of these during.

Ooops

So I was premature with this announcement. The speaker instead will be Grayden Charles.

Poor choice in my opinion.

How I'll Pay Back My Loans

Become a citizen of Arizona and vote. Early and often.

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For Those Taking The CA Bar On A Laptop

Laptop Certification Deadline is July 3.

Anyone Care To Experience Getting Shot By A Rubber Bullet With Me?

Quote This

"Cubans are hot." - Brandy

Which makes this all the more perplexing