Sunday, March 13, 2011

The Beginnings Of...

Co-Worker: Wayne, is Sonia alright?
Me: What do you mean?
Co-Worker: Is she doing ok? Is anything wrong with her?
Me: Well it is Sonia, but do you mean work-related or personal?
Co-Worker: Either.
Me: I don't really feel comfortable going into specifics about certain things so you're going to have to specify.
Co-Worker: Well you were at her desk for like thirty minutes.
Me: Oh that? I was just there meeting a girl. And don't worry I went off the clock for that.
Co-Worker (in a hushed - but still too loud - voice): Meeting a girl? Wayne are you courting? Are you a'courtin'?
Me: Oh geez, yes, something is very wrong with Sonia.

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