Friday, March 24, 2006

Third-Tier Conversation

Sean: Heh, she doesn't know what it is.
Brian: How do you not know what road head is?
Bunny: You know what road is right?
Annie: Yes.
Bunny: You know what head is right?
Annie: Yes.
Bunny: Combine the two.
Annie: Oh, I get it now.... Are you driving?

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Prof. Kohler On Video Games And The First Amendment

He quotes The West Wing, which is enough to win me over to his side.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Passing For Cuban

yaz: This dude at this mirror shop I ordered a mirror at seriously wanted to fight me
Bruin7089: why?
yaz: I just wanted my money back and he started calling me gay and cuban
yaz: He has called my house three times since then
Bruin7089: a worker there?
yaz: The owner
yaz: I filed a criminal complaint
yaz: This dude was seriously crazy
yaz: And an idiot, I mean you can call me korean, chinese, any asian race, but CUBAN
Bruin7089: hahahahaa
yaz: He was telling me to bring him back sugar cane and cigars
Bruin7089: why were you asking for your money back?
yaz: Because he was suppossed to deliver the mirror last weds
yaz: He never did, never called
yaz: I have been calling him since then getting the run around
yaz: Today I called at lunch and he had no record of me making the order, he was like I dont even have a receipt for you
yaz: I had mine so I was like, I just want my money back
yaz: And that is when he started cussing me out
yaz: Saying fucking get out of my store
yaz: I dont need your cuban business
yaz: Funny thing was, my mirror was in the store
yaz: He could have just said, the mirror is right here I will come install it
yaz: Instead he starting cussing me out and calling me gay
yaz: He was like you look like a dishwasher
yaz: Then he starts lecturing me about how we do business in america
yaz: Mind you this dude speaks broken english and is definately not from america
yaz: So he is like I dont give a fuck who you are I dont give a fuck where you come from, and one more gay thing, so of course I went nuts
yaz: and started yelling back
yaz: I was like who the fuck are you and where do you get off fucking talking to me like that
yaz: Oh and he took my receipt and crumpled it up
yaz: Wasnt going to give it back to me until I said I am going to call the police
yaz: Then he gave it back

That would be Mirror Design located at 11059 Ventura Blvd Studio City, CA 91604.

UPDATE:

yaz: I am kind of behind, thanks for making me realize that and causing me stress now
yaz: You fucking cuban
Bruin7089: haha
Bruin7089: so when are you getting your money back?
yaz: Credit card company is taking care of it
yaz: but he is suing me
Bruin7089: what?
yaz: small claims court
Bruin7089: go to people's court
yaz: I know I should
Bruin7089: so bizzare
yaz: such a hassle
...
Bruin7089: you have rights
Bruin7089: so says ms. prosecutrix
yaz: What are they, go kick that dude's ass?

I'm Just Like Scalia

As I'm sure most law students are.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Random Thought

I wish I had someone to call up when I got bored during Spring Break '06.

An Example Of Why There Aren't More Women Doing Sports Commentary

Ummm... That's A Rhetorical Question Right?

An email from Annie asks, "dimples in burbank this thursday night?"

My answer, fuck yeah!

Biggest Upset Winner This Weekend?

Not Wichita State, nor George Mason, nor Bradley, but Annie over Brian 6-4.

Scientology Episode

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Quote This

"You've got man boobs now!" - Annie