Congratulations!

To Tessa, for finding summer employment. After interviewing for many jobs, some with job descriptions she found disagreeable, she finally found something in corporate litigation I believe.

Happy Pooing Everyone!

The Bestest Greatest Awesomest Girlfriend Of A Friend A Friend Can Have

Who gave me tickets to see today's Dodger game? Who also got me free parking - no small matter seeing that it's $10 - to go along with that? Who also has given me an excuse to drink massive amounts of beer in the early afternoon for a socially acceptable reason? The girl with the toes of a greek goddess that's who. Angela, for those of you who don't know whom I speak of or for those of you who do know but have seen her toes - I'm trying to be nice here.

Thanks again Angela!

Charlie Villanueva

That's who I hope the Lakers get with the 10th pick in today's draft.

UPDATE: Didn't see Charlie projected to go that high. Oh well.

UPDATE: I like the Turiaf pick but who the fuck is or what the fuck is a Von Wafer? And why do I even care, seeing that I don't like the team anymore?

I Don't Think Brian Will Have A Problem Passing The Bar

So, for those of you studying for the bar this summer, or who will be doing it soon, do what I did: You'll either have a regular study area, or a few regular things that you'll be carrying back and forth to the library or wheve you're studying. You need to pick one person - one lawyer, actually - who you just think is a total dumbass, or a total tool. You know, maybe that 3L who was in a class with you, and always raised their hand to ask the stupidest questions? Or some asshole partner at the firm you were at last summer? Get their picture and tape it up in your regular study area or to the binder that you carry back and forth to the library. Any time you're feeling like "I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!" just look at that picture and say, "It's ok. If he can pass on this stupid thing, so can I."

Happy 26th 24th 21st 28th Birthday Liz!

Who the hell really knows?

Quite frankly I like to tell people that I'm slightly older than I really am just so I can get the compliment, "Really?! You don't look that old." So I usually tell people that I'm in my mid-50s.

Pet Peeve

Does it bother anyone else to see a car marked for handicapped parking, parking in an ordinary space when every nearby handicapped parking space is available? And does anyone else feel a little bit disappointed when a person getting out of a marked handicapped car, doesn't do so with the use of a wheelchair lift?

Ok, so that second question might make me wrong but it doesn't make the first question wrong.

Who Knew?

A conservative can actually be qualified to teach Con Law.

In Other News...

SWLAW promises to graduate students "with the skill set of a second-year grade schooler."

Miles Kendall Is A Douche

Much like this guy I suppose.

(second link via Colby)

I'm Ordering A Two Week Supply

A Very, Very Belated Happy 1st Anniversary To The Turners

Over a year since and still no end in sight as to whether the poll was a good predictor. Though word on the street is that Brian has learned the lesson of being careful what you wish for.

Quiz Time

I'm an ISTJ which defers from my blogniality. A portrait and a profile of me, an ISTJ.

My Numbers:
Introverted 56%
Sensing 50%
Thinking 38%
Judging 1%