Celebrity Sighting

Defamer has its list of celebrity sightings up. I only mention this because Brian should send in his very own sighting of and run-in with one Susan Ward at The Farm.

Don't fail to mention how pleasantly surprised you were to see boba at The Farm buddy - I'm kidding LMG, he didn't like it at all.

Brian Isn't The Only One Proud Of His High School

#927 bitches!*


*No need to point out that Brian's high school has mine beat by over 700 spots. No need I said!

Not Too Bright Them Norwegians*

Wouldn't this just mean that they'd party for a full month instead?

*Alternative Title: Just Bright Enough To Be Third-Tier Law Students

This Is Why I Go To Starbucks Or The Grove (Well This And The Girls)

Yes, I just spent the last 8 hours in the library. In a law library. Should the opportunity ever arise for you to go sit in a law library 4 days before law exams commence, don't.

Let me clue you in. Law students are anal-retentive fucks. Well, most of them. The rest of them, me included, have coping mechanisms that basically involve us either screwing off or pissing everyone around us off. Usually both.

(via JD2b)

Unfortunately, I Won't Have To Face This Dilemma

Is It Wrong?

To set over/unders as to the number of times it will take for certain 3Ls to pass the bar exam? If not, I'm willing to make some of my over/unders public.

Hey Brian

Did you attend Cherry Creek or did you lose to them every year?

As Brian Said...

It's not molestation if you really enjoy it.

Vote Responsibly

For those who have yet to take Legal Profession and don't know MR 1.8(j) as well as for those who failed Legal Profession.

Girls are like finals because...

-you'd rather get an easy one
-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one
-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish
-the less they have on them the better
-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem
-nothing about them makes any sense
-they just lie there and you have to do all the work

Thanks Ballz30!

Moneyball Brainwashing

FSN West 2 put up a graphic showing the number of pitches Hee Seop Choi has seen in each of his at-bats during his last at-bat. Never saw that before.

Silly 1Ls

What's with the touching of fists?

Lookie What I Found

Prof. Horwitz has been guest blogging for nearly a month now over at PrafsBlawg. His first post reveals that he is a fan of Old School. You can tell from this post that he clearly loves teaching. Sadly, no thoughts yet on the Tea Room's chicken chipotle wrap.

Because That Would Violate Model Rule 8.4(b)

Signs are up at the library saying that you must use your student I.D. to enter the library due to recent thefts. It's good to hear that they've completely ruled out all SWLAW students as suspects. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for all the non-law students trying to enter our library - I'm looking at you AD.

What Makes For A Great Law School Buddy?

One who stays up until 2:30am to finish an outline for Con Law and emails it to you right afterwards so that your lazy ass can have three full days - of which you'll use only one - to study off of it.

Thanks Brian!

It's After Monday

So what's the news Bunny?

Keyword Of The Day

I'd like to meet the woman who found this site with this search.

What Is Brian Doing In Canada?

At least he's trying to save LMG some embarrassment by going by the name of James Skwarok.

Good sign or Bad Sign

Sitting next to Wayne during the Legal Professions exam today was in a word - amusing. First, he and Brad (sitting to his left) decided to race one another during the multiple choice portion. I am pretty sure Wayne won because as I was finishing up the last few problems I looked over to see Wayne smiling happily. He then proceeded to take his scratch paper and make an oragami boat and a paper airplane...he's a man of many talents.

Let's hope all this time for extracurricular exam activities is a sign of Wayne's sheer brilliance. Thanks for the laughs, buddy. What can I look forward to if I sit next to you in Con Law?

Consent Confimed In Writing

That's all you really need to know about Legal Profession.

Keyword Of The Day

ha! We earn our C's here buddy.

Because It's Sunday

The Seven Deadly Sins: gummi style or potato style.

With less than 20 hours until my Legal Profession final, I'm doing my own imitation of sloth.

Pimps Up, Hos Down

The 7th Circuit be down wid that.