Moot Court For The 1Ls

A somewhat related news article that could be of interest to those working on the wrongful death issue.

Wanna Go Half On A Two Buck Chuck And Take It Back To Your Place?

Saw a JB worthy girl at Trader Joe's the other day and was left wondering how one would approach such a girl if one's ultimate goal was to have a happy ending. Suggestions?

Something You May Not Have Known About One Of My Mentees

She ran the 2003 L.A. Marathon in 6 hours 36 minutes and 12 seconds and finished in 13575th place. That would be 4 hours 6 minutes and 32 seconds behind the women's winner.

At least she finished - didn't run no damn "half marathon" - and didn't die from exhaustion at the end like the original runner.

Third-Tier Conversation

Brandy: I love the UCC too! Really, I do. If I could make love to the UCC, I would make love to the UCC.
Me: You could roll up the UCC.

My Smurf Name

Son of Smurf. (link via THL)

Hey Ellisen

There is such a thing. Crazy asians.

Quote This

"I took him to the ghetto to show him what a ripe mango looks like." - Angela

Bad Letter

Dear Mr. Soller:

A review of your Fall 2004 semester grades indicates that your Grade Point Average (GPA) for the semester is below 2.000. When a student receives less than a 2.000 GPA in any semester, he or she is placed on academic probation for at least the following semester. Please refer to the Student Handbook for the policies related to academic probation.

My primary purpose in writing is to encourage you to make the adjustments necessary to cure your academic deficiency during the Spring 2005 semester. Any student who fails to achieve a 2.000 GPA in each of two consecutive full academic semesters (not including summer sessions) is automatically academically disqualified. Additionally, a student is automatically academically disqualified when the cumulative GPA at the end of any full academic year falls below 2.000. Please refer to the Student Handboook Section 1, Parts IX and X for more information concerning "Academic Probation" and "Academic Disqualification."

When a student receives less than a 2.000 GPA in a semester, or when a student has been academically disqualified and is readmitted, he or she is on academic probation for at least the following semester (a full academic semester). A student on acadmeic probation may not take any "Credit/No Credit" courses or enroll in any "Creadit/No Credit" honors programs. If you are currently enrolled in any "Credit/No Credit" courses or programs, except an externship, you must contact the Registrar's Office immediately to drop them; your tuition will be fully refunded and no change fee will be charged. If you are currently enrolled in an externship, you must petition the Director of Externships for permission to complete your externship or be dropped from the placement. Also, a student on academic probation may not participate in any Southwestern sponsored associated clubs or activities, including the Student Bar Association and the honors programs, and must immediately resign from all such clubs, activities or programs.

I suggest that you consult with each professor whose course you had last semester in order to help you evaluate your strengths and weaknesses in classroom and academic performance. In addition, you will be assigned to a faculty member who will serve as your advisor for the Spring 2005 semester. In past years, students have found it very helpful to meet on some regular basis with the Faculty Advisor for feedback on, and assistance with, study techniques, time management, exam taking skills, etc. You will receive a letter shortly, advising you of the name of the professor to whom you have been assigned.

You should be aware that experience has demonstrated that excessive outside work adversely affects academic success. Conversely, regular class attendance, thorough preparation and class participation enhance the ability to succeed in law school. Most students on probation are able to correct their academic difficulties and successfully complete the curriculum. You can succeed if you realistically evaluate your difficulties and accept responsibility for them.

You are, of course, welcome to make an appointment with me to discuss any concerns you may have regarding your probationary status. To do so, please feel free to telephone my assistant, Ann Lynn, at (213) 555-5555.

Very truly yours,
Jane Powell
Assistant Dean/Dean of Students

Quote This

"I love the UCC." - Daphne

Good Letter

A few days ago, my mom got back the results of her mammogram which stated that it was "probably benign (not cancer)."

I guess I should probably be relieved. Good thing too since I don't think I could pull off wearing a pink bracelet.

Billable Hours Broken Down

Not for the faint of heart.

Quote This

"Laaayte." - Sean

The Reports Of My Demise Are Somewhat Exaggerated

Contrary to popular belief and against much wistful thinking, I'm still in the here and now.

Internet not working at home until probably Thursday.

Good Times!

Me and my roomies threw a little shindig this weekend and here are some of the highlights:

87 - number of people that showed (89 if you count the cops that shut it down)
50 - bottles of alcohol consumed
2 - number of Canadians
5 - seconds that wayne got down on the dancefloor
7 - people that ended up sleeping over
10 - number of T & A photos that Sean took throughout the evening
?? - number of people that got some action (i guess we'll never know)
42 - Bottles of wine left unopened
1 - neighbor who kept calling the cops
1 - number of people who yakked in the bathrooms

Some other highlights include Sean's quotes:
"Late."
"Hey, you're cute."
"Oh, that's going on the website." (after taking a T&A pic)

As i remember more, I will blog.