If The Bar Exam Doesn't Work Out For Me

I should consider writing a book of this type for men. It would probably go a little something like the following:

She's Just Not That Into You

If she's into douches, then unless you're a douche yourself, she's just not that into you. So consider it a good thing if she's just not that into you.

She's just not that into you if you go by the name of Wayne Soller.

That's about all I got for now. So yeah... I better pass this bar thing.