Saturday, June 18, 2005

Third-Tier Conversation

Characters
Brian - an inquisitive son of an ObGyn who didn't have enough father and son talks
Angela - forgetful "sweet sweet love" partner of ObGyn's son who likes to sketch for special occasions


Angela: I forgot to bring extra tampons.
Brian: What are you going to do if you have to pee?
Angela: What do you mean?
Brian: What are you going to do if you have to pee?
Angela (realizing what he's asking, she goes into a stunned pause with look of disbelief probably wondering how "sweet sweet love" was ever made): Are you kidding me?!
Brian: What?!
An illustration consisting of THREE holes is drawn and thusly so a third-tier converstaion came to an enlightening end.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have been disturbed if not for the fact someone sent me an even more disturbing link about porn clerk stories.

Someone help me shake these images out of my head.

Anonymous said...

OMG, Brian!! The pee hole and the holiest of holes are wholly different holes!!!

Anonymous said...

Umm that's why we all went to lawschool, we hate the math...
we don't like the sight of blood... uh we can't do biology...
I can't stop laughing, sorry Brian, that's just too funny.
--Boargart. (and no I ain't tellin none my secrets)