Friday, June 03, 2005

So Funny!

This story is so funny and another reason to never shit outside of the comforts of your home. I am a strong advocate of only pooing at home. As I read the story I noticed the man had burns to his legs, back, neck, arms, but never was there any mention of a burned butt hole. If he had added that to his claim he could have gotten atleast 20 million if I were on the jury. Happy Pooing Everyone!


shell said...

Why did the man even attempted to smoke cigarettes in a smelly, dirty, tight enclosed space anyways? I'm disturbed by the fact that he was about to do his business (Hello? Hand touching cigarette? Wiping job? No sink?) Something stinks.

Wayne said...

"Happy pooing everyone?" Does anyone else hear catchphrase?