Me: (dials "Woman's" nummber)
Woman: Hi Wayne!
Me: Hey "Woman", I just got your message.
Woman: Yeah, so what time are you leaving for Trini's?
Me: Well I was going to leave in about ten minutes.
Woman: Want to come over and we can all ride together?
Me: Ok.
Woman: What time do you want to pick us up?
Me: Well what's a good time for you?
Woman: Well I'm in my pajamas so I still have to get ready but I want to take a nap first.
Me: How long of a nap do you want to take and how long will it take for you to get ready?
Woman: I don't know. When can you get here?
Me: Maybe an hour.
Woman: An hour?!
Me: Well it depends on traffic.
Woman: So 45 minutes to an hour. What time do you want to get here?
Me: Well tell me how long you want to nap for and how long it will take for you to get ready.
Woman: No, you tell me when you want to get here.
Me: No, you want to take a nap so you tell me when I should get there.
Woman: Don't be whipped Wayne and decide for yourself.
Me: Ok... find yourself another ride then.
Woman: No!
Me: (hangs up)
Seriously, why can't women merely allow a guy to be accommodating? Why must women make things like this into a "thing"? It's annoying.
UPDATE: Got a call from the "woman" and now I'm going to clarify. I think you can tell from the post that we were both trying to be nice and accommodating to each other. Also, she probably doesn't come off as looking too bad considering it was me that hung up on her, rudely cutting our conversation short. Anyway, I still think since I was already ready to go and she wanted more time to nap and get ready, it was up to her to decide when she wanted me there.
14 comments:
Wayne-
Say goodbye to this "woman" now. If she starts a fight over something like THIS, she is not a real woman, and secondly,she can't appreciate you trying to be "accomodating" which is a sign that she will never be happy no matter what you do.
It wasn't a fight. Just one of those conversations that was going nowhere and yet taking up so much time to get there.
I was the "woman." To explain my side...
I was trying to accomodate Wayne! I didn't want to nap on his time. I wanted him to tell me when he would get here so that I would be ready when he arrived and he wouldn't have to wait. That was all.
I DON'T want to take advantage of Wayne so that's why I wanted him to decide.
Goodness, Courtney, your comment hurt. Wayne is one of my best friends. That is why I want him to do what he wants and not let me order him around. I don't want him to be whipped because I care about him and what he wants. Sincerely,
"the woman."
P.S. I agree with Wayne that it wasn't a fight--although him hanging up on me I still don't really understand.
Wayne-
Sounds like you are a big big asshole. I mean who hangs up? No one should ever hang up on anyone. And I think I know this "woman" and she is a very nice young lady. She probably didnt want to inconvenience you. Place nice wayne.
-Brian
P.S. All women are fucking evil, get used to it.
Ummm typo Play nice wayne. Not Place nice wayne. Opps.
-Brian
Ok but from what I was saying, it should have been inferred that I was either not going to be inconvenienced or I didn't care to be and that was being ignored much to my annoyance. It's akin to something like having somebody insisting you were in a bad mood while ignoring your constant denial that you were in a bad mood. Annoying. Right?
Ohhhhhh that is so annoying.
-Brian Out
"Woman,"
I hung up on you because the conversation was going nowhere. There was no point in continuing it. Get used to it. I'm sure we'll have many more like conversations.
Even if you think the conversation is going nowhere, you say "hey, I think this is not going anywhere, I will talk to you later." You don't just hang up. That's such an asshole thing to do. Do that a couple more times, and your friends will stop calling you.
And Courtney is just mean.
Well if my friends are going to have such conversations with me over the phone I could only be so lucky.
Wayne hung up because he is an asshole.
I agree. He can be an asshole sometimes.
"Woman".
Now I'm hurt. I strive to be an asshole all the time.
What's with all these anonymous comments? Tell who you are people. Listen, I wasn't trying to be mean, but the truth is "woman", Wayne did make you look bad. My appologies. Oh, and I can't believe there were 13 comments over a stupid phone convo.
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