I seem to have misplaced my eyeglasses. Actually, they're more lost than Angela trying to find her way home from about 3 miles away.
It's pissing me off. I remember as I was getting ready to hop into bed last night that I better get my eyeglasses before I forget where they were. Not immediately finding them and already somewhat forgotten what exactly happened to them, I gave up and decided to sleep. Now I've spent the better part of my waking hours searching to no avail.
These passed several days have not been kind to Wayne. And yes, Wayne realizes he is now speaking in the third person. Wayne is doing so in an unsuccessful attempt to disassociate himself from the person having a really bad week.
Back to the search.
UPDATE: Losing your glasses is the worst thing especially if you have really bad eyesight. Essentailly, you lose what you need in order to find what you're looking for. Still haven't found them and I feel that I've looked everywhere, including places they couldn't possibly be, twice. I am thoroughly frustrated.
And the next person who asks me where I put them, I'm going to kick their ass... provided I can see what I'm kicking.
UPDATE: I CAN SEE! After hours of searching, finally. Apparently they got mixed in with some dirty laundry and it took me a few times of going through it to find them.
Yes, I am a blind idiot.
3 comments:
Where did you put them?
Oh, you're a funny one.
Bet you didn't see that one coming.
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