Sunday, March 13, 2005

Some of Wayne's favorite phrases

When encountering a not so attractive female, wayne finds it amusing to use some of these descriptive phrases (explanations included).

1 - Butter face: a girl who is attractive in all respects but her face, hence the term. Also can be reffered to as a wreck up from the neck up.

2 - Wreck up from the neck up: see butter face.

3 - Tore up from the floor up: someone who is unattractive in all respects, i.e. face, body, style, personality, etc.

4 - Good from afar but far from good: someone who from a distance appears very attractive but when in close proximity disappoints the viewer.

Happy now, Wayne? Feel free to add others that I've overlooked.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUGLY= Fucking Ugly
Asian= Speaks for itself doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Oh that last comment was mine.
-Brian

W said...

Mona Lisa - see #4.

W said...

And yes, I'm happy now.

By the way, for those who don't know, SWLAW has a disproportionate number of ladies who have a butter face or a wreck up from the neck up. Quite a few tore up from the floor ups as well.

Anonymous said...

Monet= See number four and Mona Lisa
-Brian

W said...

Finally, for the record, though I am amused when such phrases are used, I don't really use them myself. I prefer to just call the girl ugly or rate her under a 5.