New Year's Resolutions

1. Cut way back on the pop soda consumption.
2. Do not play any games Ms. Pacman spider solitaire pinball tic-tac-toe on the laptop during class.
3. Get into the gym at least 4 times a week.
4. Eat healthier.
5. Try to be somewhat funny on the blog.
   
6. Get the reading assignments done before the start of during class by the end of the semester.
7. Have my outlines done by the beginning of dead week.
8. Take more hiatuses from the blog.
   
9. Learn how to swim.
10. Stop jumping into bodies of water - deeper than 5'6" and however high I can jump in water - before learning how to swim.
11. Stop making fun of Brian's mentee's porn collection addiction habit "problem".
12. Stop wandering into ladies' restrooms.
13. Never eat chicken at Brian's or never get drunk before eating chicken at Brian's.
14. Never eye The Chub.
15. Don't make light of people's ugly toes.
16. Stop being a bussy.