Thursday, February 12, 2004
Why Don't Japanese-Americans Have Their Own Month?
Go check out this site which has this to say about itself:
Y?, the first and only site of its kind, gives you a way to ask people from other ethnic or cultural backgrounds the questions you've always been too embarrassed or uncomfortable to ask them. If you have the courage to ask, Y? will evaluate your question, consider it for posting and try to get someone from that background to answer. If needed, we'll get an expert to weigh in.Here's one of the questions posed,
Question:Here's one of the replies:
To white females: which racial group's men do you find the next-most attractive after white males, and what is the reason?
I would have to say Asians catch my eye before any other race. Even though I'm white, I could never get along with 'white' men. I find Asian men or Latinos more attractive. (Of course, I picked the best of both races and went for Filipino.)Someone find me Crystal. Please.
Crystal, Los Angeles, CA, United States, Female, White/Caucasian, Straight...
It's Getting Out Of Hand
Annie called me yesterday morning to warn me of a possible FG encounter asking me to say "cheese" in case I did so that she could avoid an encounter.
"Because No One Ever Asked For a Piece of Elephant"
I don't think there's any chance of getting Annie to be one of these.
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Anagram of the Day
DRUNKEN COP HEY
Hint: Something Annie should no longer say.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF CONTEST: No purchase necessary. A purchase will not increase your chances of winning but a bribe will. Winner to be determined solely by me on the basis of either correctness or funniness or quality of bribe. Residents of AL, AK, AZ, AR, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WI, WY and non-Southwestern University School of Law first year students are ineligible contestants. Other restrictions to be applied at the good faith discretion/whim of me. Game ends whenever.
Hint: Something Annie should no longer say.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF CONTEST: No purchase necessary. A purchase will not increase your chances of winning but a bribe will. Winner to be determined solely by me on the basis of either correctness or funniness or quality of bribe. Residents of AL, AK, AZ, AR, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WI, WY and non-Southwestern University School of Law first year students are ineligible contestants. Other restrictions to be applied at the good faith discretion/whim of me. Game ends whenever.
I Kid You Not
I went to the restroom and this guy comes in right after me and goes into a stall with his laptop. As if that wasn't odd enough, he then calls up someone on his cell, presumably someone he is very intimate with, and flushes the toilet during their conversation.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Anagram of the Day
Place your guess(es) in the comment's section. Winner gets free gum.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF CONTEST: No purchase necessary. A purchase will not increase your chances of winning but a bribe will. Winner to be determined solely by me on the basis of either correctness or funniness or quality of bribe. Residents of AL, AK, AZ, AR, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WI, WY and non-Southwestern University School of Law first year students are ineligible contestants. Other restrictions to be applied at the good faith discretion/whim of me. Game ends whenever.
Yesterday In Crim Pro
Professor Crim Pro: blah blah blah blah?
Me: I don't know where to begin.
Professor Crim Pro: blah blah blah blah?
Me: I have no idea.
Professor Crim Pro: Did you do the readings?
Me: No.
Professor Crim Pro: Why not?
Me: I just didn't get around to it.
Professor Crim Pro: You know I have to mark you absent?
Me: Yeah.
Prior to entering class I was entertaining the idea of skipping it to avoid the possibility of being called on unprepared and catch up on the reading. Instead I decided against it figuring the chances of being called on were slim to none and there was no point in wasting an absence. Next time I won't think - that always gets me in trouble - and I'll just stick with my first gut feeling.
Considering my history in Torts and now my recent history in Crim. Pro., I would have to say that no one has had as wide a disparity in in-class participation as I have had.
P.S.: My apologies to Bunny who had to answer the question for me.
Me: I don't know where to begin.
Professor Crim Pro: blah blah blah blah?
Me: I have no idea.
Professor Crim Pro: Did you do the readings?
Me: No.
Professor Crim Pro: Why not?
Me: I just didn't get around to it.
Professor Crim Pro: You know I have to mark you absent?
Me: Yeah.
Prior to entering class I was entertaining the idea of skipping it to avoid the possibility of being called on unprepared and catch up on the reading. Instead I decided against it figuring the chances of being called on were slim to none and there was no point in wasting an absence. Next time I won't think - that always gets me in trouble - and I'll just stick with my first gut feeling.
Considering my history in Torts and now my recent history in Crim. Pro., I would have to say that no one has had as wide a disparity in in-class participation as I have had.
P.S.: My apologies to Bunny who had to answer the question for me.
Monday, February 09, 2004
Law School Memory #17: Conversations With a Librarian
One Day In The Library
Rita: Hi.
Librarian: Hi, what can I do for you today?
Rita: We need a room.
Librarian: Ok. Which room would you like?
Rita: Doesn't matter.
Me: Get room 11. You know... the room towards the end of the hall without the windows looking in.
Librarian: Oh... kay.
Me: It's also known as the Makeout Room.
Librarian: You're definitely not getting that room.
Yet Another Day In The Library
Me: We need a room.
Librarian: Which room would you like?
Me: Room 11, the Makeout Room.
Librarian: Now why do you call it that?
Me: Come on. You know why. No windows to see what's going on inside, what do you think people are doing in there?
Librarian: I don't want to know what's going on in there.
Me: Sure you do. In fact, we should set up a surveillance camera in that room to tape what's going on in there.
Librarian: And what would you do with that tape?
Me: Watch it over and over again.
Rita: Hi.
Librarian: Hi, what can I do for you today?
Rita: We need a room.
Librarian: Ok. Which room would you like?
Rita: Doesn't matter.
Me: Get room 11. You know... the room towards the end of the hall without the windows looking in.
Librarian: Oh... kay.
Me: It's also known as the Makeout Room.
Librarian: You're definitely not getting that room.
Yet Another Day In The Library
Me: We need a room.
Librarian: Which room would you like?
Me: Room 11, the Makeout Room.
Librarian: Now why do you call it that?
Me: Come on. You know why. No windows to see what's going on inside, what do you think people are doing in there?
Librarian: I don't want to know what's going on in there.
Me: Sure you do. In fact, we should set up a surveillance camera in that room to tape what's going on in there.
Librarian: And what would you do with that tape?
Me: Watch it over and over again.
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