Monday, February 09, 2004

Law School Memory #17: Conversations With a Librarian

One Day In The Library
Rita: Hi.
Librarian: Hi, what can I do for you today?
Rita: We need a room.
Librarian: Ok. Which room would you like?
Rita: Doesn't matter.
Me: Get room 11. You know... the room towards the end of the hall without the windows looking in.
Librarian: Oh... kay.
Me: It's also known as the Makeout Room.
Librarian: You're definitely not getting that room.

Yet Another Day In The Library
Me: We need a room.
Librarian: Which room would you like?
Me: Room 11, the Makeout Room.
Librarian: Now why do you call it that?
Me: Come on. You know why. No windows to see what's going on inside, what do you think people are doing in there?
Librarian: I don't want to know what's going on in there.
Me: Sure you do. In fact, we should set up a surveillance camera in that room to tape what's going on in there.
Librarian: And what would you do with that tape?
Me: Watch it over and over again.

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