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"Say my name, bitch." - Destiny's Child Fan

Amazing Feat of the Day

In an astonishing show of conservationism, I used only 5 napkins with an order of a chili burger and chili fries at The Original Tommy's. Who says Republicans don't care about the environment?

As a side question,

CHILI : WAYNE :: (answer in the comments)

Can't Get Enough of Penguins

To Bunny, these penguins are just really horny.

Roy and Silo, two chinstrap penguins at the Central Park Zoo in Manhattan, are completely devoted to each other. For nearly six years now, they have been inseparable. They exhibit what in penguin parlance is called "ecstatic behavior": that is, they entwine their necks, they vocalize to each other, they have sex. Silo and Roy are, to anthropomorphize a bit, gay penguins. When offered female companionship, they have adamantly refused it. And the females aren't interested in them, either.

At one time, the two seemed so desperate to incubate an egg together that they put a rock in their nest and sat on it, keeping it warm in the folds of their abdomens, said their chief keeper, Rob Gramzay. Finally, he gave them a fertile egg that needed care to hatch. Things went perfectly. Roy and Silo sat on it for the typical 34 days until a chick, Tango, was born. For the next two and a half months they raised Tango, keeping her warm and feeding her food from their beaks until she could go out into the world on her own. Mr. Gramzay is full of praise for them.

Go read the whole thing.

Quick Thought

I hate dicta.

Best of Luck to Them

The LSAT is being administered here at Southwestern. I'm pondering whether or not I should meet with the LSATers after the test as a precautionary example of what law school does to a person.

Tired of Studying?

Try poking a penguin.

Law School Memory #16: Being First Means Nothing

I was at the library one morning - what a surprise - and went to the front desk to get a room for that morning's study group. As it so happened, I got to the desk just before Unyhi(sp?) did. Knowing that she and Sylvia always took room 10 I decided to get it instead. So I asked for it. But the librarian knew what I was trying to do. So she didn't give it to me even though I was the first to ask for it. I threw a fit to no avail. Not getting 10 or our normal room, I was given 7.

It was at that precise moment that I then knew what it was like to be Annie.

I Was a Good Boy

Didn't get drunk, didn't grab ass. There's a lesson to be learned in that... just don't know what exactly.

On a related note, I was told twice yesterday that I'm "funny" when drunk.

More Reading, Sorry

I included links to other sites that are kinda like this one except much better. They are all law related in that they are either done by other law students, law professors, or someone working in the profession but that doesn't mean they only talk about the law.

So in case posting here is light, which it usually is, and you really need something to get you through Civ. Pro. II, you can hop over to any of the other sites and I won't be mad at ya. Enjoy.

And by the way, Mama...

people are horny because of their amygdala.

GPA Just Dropped a Full Point

Finally got wireless to work in class.

UPDATE: Even with internet access, Crim. Pro. is still thirty minutes too long.

In Case You Don't Have Something To Write With Or On

I present to you, MASH online.

I've heard of people using this game to get a girlfriend. Here's hoping it works for others.

New Feature To The Site

Added random tv to this blog. If you want a different video clip just refresh the site. If you want to stop the video just click on the video. If it gets too annoying, I'll remove it.

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"I'm in the, 'I'm Sonia and This Is My Life' class." - Annie

Law School Memory #15: That Night At The Hollywood Athletic Club

Here's a quick rundown of what happened that night - much of which I had to be reminded of by others:

Drank at ReShawn's, girl w/issues regarding parking, drank at the club, saw some fellow sectionmates, bitch slapped ReShawn, bitch slapped by ReShawn, searched for glasses on the floor, was introduced to Take Home Girl and friend, left Bunny alone with Take Home's friend, cut to the front of the restroom line, got complimentary Tic-Tacs, ReShawn hits guy outside of restroom, Brian breaks up fight, danced a little, wandered around a lot, squeezed into Annie's car, drank coffee at IHOP, spoke out loud about the PO PO at IHOP, slept in coffee, spoke out loud about skipping out on the check at IHOP, something about washing dishes, made it up the stairs to Brian's apartment - yay for me, crashed onto bed, woke up three hours later wondering how glasses got broken and who exactly slapped me across the face.

And that is my revisionist history of what happened that night. The true record includes a bit more, but I'm not going further into that other than that I was absolved from needless to mention sins.

I'm Definitely Going Abroad For The Summer

In anticipation of attending summer school in Cambridge I took a quiz and here's the result:



Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That'll be ten ponies, guv. You're the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!

How British are you?

this quiz was made by alanna

They're just going to love me on the other side of the pond.

Stummy More Prevasive Than I Thought

Googled the non-word "stummy" and it came back with 491 results.

So This Is Why Annie Works Out So Much

Gym workout 'guarantees more orgasms'

A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer's orgasms.

The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.

Later classes include the Motion in the Ocean aerobic workout, which is tailored to work targeted areas of the body in specific ways. This is achieved via a technique called F.A.S.T.E.R (Flexibility, Agility, Stamina, Tone, Endurance and Rhythm), which utilises functional sexual movements.

UPDATE: Annie just read this and responded:

Annie: (11:05:25 AM): interesting
Annie: unfortunately i am not on taht [sic] workout routine
Annie: (11:05:35 AM): i prefer the real thing
Annie: (11:05:37 AM): sick!
Annie: (11:05:39 AM): did i just say that!
Annie: (11:05:40 AM): heee
Annie: (11:05:44 AM): not joking by the way! (italics -- and possibly the word in italics -- mine)

Eh?

A new poll out says that only 15% of would be voters would re-elect President Bush to a second term.

Bush need not worry though because for some odd reason, that only a Canadian can explain, it was the Canadian populace that was polled.

Aren't I The Slacker?

A herd of Section B students just trampled past me on their way to Civ. Pro. II.

The "Other" Big Game This Past Sunday

It was one of those games which the Trojan neither side deserved to lose. A quick summary of the lowlights highlights: it was an offensive struggle defensive battle with lots of interceptions thrown caught, lots of passes dropped deflected, and lots of people slipping and falling on their own getting knocked down on a gopher infested even playing field.

Other Highlights:

Annie took the biggest hit of the game courtesy of her boyfriend running into her back and perhaps because I may have pushed Brian and Benilda towards her direction.

After nearly separating my shoulder from the rest of me on a previous play, Benilda tackled me to the ground preventing me from my would be sack of Brian.

Rose stretching.

You Have Your Ying and Then You Have Your Yang

The good thing about not having my P&A done is that it's a valid reason to skip Civ. Pro. II. The bad thing about not having my P&A done is that I've still got to work on it.

Only four more absences left to use for Civ. Pro. II after today.