So This Is Why Annie Works Out So Much

Gym workout 'guarantees more orgasms'

A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer's orgasms.

The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.

Later classes include the Motion in the Ocean aerobic workout, which is tailored to work targeted areas of the body in specific ways. This is achieved via a technique called F.A.S.T.E.R (Flexibility, Agility, Stamina, Tone, Endurance and Rhythm), which utilises functional sexual movements.

UPDATE: Annie just read this and responded:

Annie: (11:05:25 AM): interesting
Annie: unfortunately i am not on taht [sic] workout routine
Annie: (11:05:35 AM): i prefer the real thing
Annie: (11:05:37 AM): sick!
Annie: (11:05:39 AM): did i just say that!
Annie: (11:05:40 AM): heee
Annie: (11:05:44 AM): not joking by the way! (italics -- and possibly the word in italics -- mine)