Saturday, December 18, 2004

We Might Have to let our Housekeeper go

After the newly appointed and then not appointed secretary of homeland security being taken down by an illegal immigrant employee, I started thinking. Is my housekeeper legal? If she isn't I guess she is getting the door. Not saying I want to run for public office or anything like that, but I want to keep my options open and I would hate to see my chances ruined by a mistake I made when I was 24. So the investigation begins!


Anonymous said...

Isn't it too late? Besides, do you really think that she is going to be your biggest obstacle? What about the little boyz? And your past from CU?

Wayne said...

Seeing that you're only 24, I'd use play #45 out of the GOP playbook. Can you say, "youthful indiscretions"?