Tonight At Starbucks: Venti Peppermint Mocha Latte, Blended, W/O Whipped Cream

So I'm at Starbucks and there's this new barista. The guy in front of me in line is apparently a friend and mentions to her that she's a pretty version of Lindsay Lohan - something about being less freckley and that's what Lindsay "Soon To Be Mrs. Soller" Lohan wants to be. Anyway, nice line buddy and she's just young enough to actually fall for such a line still. But she did look like - for now, but soon-to-be you know what - Ms. Lohan in the face but without said freckley appearance and without the *ahem* intelligence of Ms. Lohan. But still hot enough for me to return. She's a 7, but that's with the hat on. God I love women in hats.