Random AIM Conversation

Bruin7089: I see you got an iPod.
Bruin7089: and uggs
sali: yes
Bruin7089: Sounds like someone was good this year.
sali: well, I didn't ask for the uggs
Bruin7089: Or maybe it was just your dirty talk w/Santa.
sali: my mom thought I needed them
sali: haha, could be
sali: glad to see your blog is back, didn't know what to do with myself for those couple of days
Bruin7089: Most of my readers usually just look up porn when I'm away.
Bruin7089: So now you know what to do.
sali: haha
sali: I would usually do that if I wasn't at my mom's house
Bruin7089: So I take it that you and your mom aren't that close?
sali: we are very close, actually
sali: my dad and I aren't close
Bruin7089: But not close enough to look at porn together?
sali: haha, the closest to porn we watch together is "Sex in the Ancient World" on A&E
Bruin7089: What's that?
Bruin7089: Porn involving octogenarians?
sali: haha, its a show about the sexual exploitations of people in ancient greece
Bruin7089: Like Alexander the Great?
sali: yeah
Bruin7089: I heard he was a snowboarder.
sali: its pretty graphic for A&E
Bruin7089: I don't want to know anymore.