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"Because old people tend to be bad drivers." - Bunny

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"Hey Armen, you're on the wrong side of the table." - David

Two Thoughts Spring To Mind From Stummy's Site

First, why can't one friend compliment another by saying that she/he looks hot? Second, apparently I have the ability to make Stummy do things just by asking her with a bit of inflection in the tone connoting an exclamation mark.

So Stummy, you look hot today, why don't you get down on your knees and...?!

It's Entitled "of bunnies and testicles"

Which is why I'm linking to it, and furthermore, it references Sex and the City. It's got something for everyone!

I Hear Indonesia Is Nice This Time Of Year

I read this and couldn't help but think to suggest that goat and mate should visit Indonesia if only to learn some "Eastern values" so that I may enjoy a meal when sitting with them.

Woke Up This Morning And Thought

Now what did Annie get me into?!

Before I Forget

I have to thank all that helped Peters and I put the final product of our Appellate Brief together. Thank you Annie, Stummy, Bunny, and Rita. Without your collective assistance I probably would have served cambing for dinner.

Maybe It's Not So Bad To Date In Your Section

Remember that reason not to date in your section? Well apparently it was only a temporary reason. And it's not that I'm closely following that saga but the ditzy genius did use a variation of Brian's favorite phrase for coupling which made it worthy of a link.

Also from that post by the Ditzy Genius, "The last week has been busy with all the assorted law school stuff: moot court, reading and classes, interviews, and research. I've even been skipping naps. That's a sad sad thing." Sounds a lot like every 1L's life here at Southwestern University School of Law this past week. Excluding that interview part of course. Damn third-tier status!

If A Judge Can Get Caught

A Virginia judge has resigned after the disclosure of racially charged remarks he wrote in an Internet chat room, including statements suggesting that blacks have a biological tendency toward violence.

As but a lowly law student, I better watch what I say here. Damn all Goats.

More Fun With Penguins, More Procrastination

Argument Sections Are Done

Now all I have to do is put it all together and make several copies, some with a few slight variations.

Still Working On The Damn Brief

I can't believe I'm going to say what I'm about to say, but I really would rather be at the Crim. Pro. tutorial right now.

Woe Is Me

Legal writing and time are my enemies, caffeine is my ally. The outcome is not in doubt but reaching that resolution is already hellish.

This Is How I'm Procrastinating At The Moment

Obligatory Male Chauvinistic Post

Good to know that man still overestimates woman's ability.

The women held off the men Sunday as Tatyana Pozdnyakova used a 20 1/2-minute head start to her advantage to win the 19th annual Los Angeles Marathon.

Under a new race format called "The Challenge," Pozdnyakova, 49, of Ukraine, and 14 other women were allowed to begin before the men. She earned a $50,000 bonus prize for her winning time of 2:30:17.

David Kirui, 26, of Kenya won the men's division in 2:13:41.

That would be a 3 min. 54 sec. difference when the first woman crossed the finish line to when the first man crossed the line. That means she needed only a 16 min. and 37 sec. head start instead of the 20 min. 30 sec. that she was given.

Sad But True

I spent more time per word, editing the prior post than I have editing my appellate brief. 6:15pm tomorrow cannot come soon enough.

Bruins Sneak Into The Pac-10 Tourney

This Thursday, if the Trojans can somehow defeat the Wildcats and when the Bruins do get past the Huskies; my Bruins will end their embarrassing losing streak to the hated Trojans.

Wishful thinking, I know. No chance of the Trojans playing past Thursday.

Random AIM Conversation

Conversing about appellate briefs.

cabunny (10:52:03 AM): are you gonna turn in a fake copy to the library - w/ typos and such?
Bruin7089 (10:52:20 AM): that's funny
Bruin7089 (10:52:38 AM): I never thought about it that way.
Bruin7089 (10:52:52 AM): Sounds like too much work though
Bruin7089 (10:53:07 AM): I might just turn in my rough draft to the library.
cabunny (10:54:02 AM): you should put something about a fainting goat - that would be funny
Bruin7089 (10:54:52 AM): yeah... people in the state of Montana are held liable for performing sexual acts with goats after they have lost consciousness i.e. fainted
Bruin7089 (10:55:01 AM): strictly liable of course

I'll be there to greet everyone in hell.

If Only Law School Finals Were This Easy

Best Of Luck

To all those presenting in moot court today; especially to Annie, Brian, Stummy, Sean, Arpineh and the rest of section B.