Her: Why don't you come over to my cubicle? Do you know where I sit?
Me (after some pause to think): Is this one of those questions that has a right answer and a wrong answer to it? Because if I say yes, I don't want you thinking that I've been stalking you. But if I say no, I don't want you thinking that I haven't had any interest in you at all.
Her: Don't worry, I will not read into the answer.
Me: Yeah, I know where you sit.