Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Most Expensive Meal I've Ever Paid For: Or Going To Eventually Pay For Over A Period Of Thirty Years Plus Time Of Forebearance

$102,600 for half of a chipotle chicken wrap, a chocolate chip cookie, and a can of Coke. Technically, the meal was my "free lunch" for attending the financial aid exit interview session today. I also got a "free" pen, pencil, and three stress balls in the shape of a white man's head. I was only supposed to have gotten one of the stress balls. I sure showed them.

I go cry into my tear stained pillow now, gripping and regripping one of the stress balls.

5 comments:

  1. Howard CherninMarch 07, 2006 9:50 PM

    Were all of the heads white?! That's racist!:-P

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  2. shellMarch 08, 2006 9:44 PM

    How many years will it take to repay all the loans?

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  3. WMarch 09, 2006 9:19 AM

    Years? I was thinking it would take the time to travel to Vegas and pull down on the arm of a slot machine. Years?

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  4. RoonieMarch 09, 2006 9:36 PM

    I love chipotle anything.

    I'm up to my eyelashes in loans, baby.

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  5. shellMarch 10, 2006 9:20 PM

    Dream on Wayne. No one is saying it can't happen. When you do win, give me a call. I'll be your financial consultant.

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