Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Most Expensive Meal I've Ever Paid For: Or Going To Eventually Pay For Over A Period Of Thirty Years Plus Time Of Forebearance

$102,600 for half of a chipotle chicken wrap, a chocolate chip cookie, and a can of Coke. Technically, the meal was my "free lunch" for attending the financial aid exit interview session today. I also got a "free" pen, pencil, and three stress balls in the shape of a white man's head. I was only supposed to have gotten one of the stress balls. I sure showed them.

I go cry into my tear stained pillow now, gripping and regripping one of the stress balls.

6 comments:

Howard said...

Were all of the heads white?! That's racist!:-P

shell said...

How many years will it take to repay all the loans?

Wayne said...

Years? I was thinking it would take the time to travel to Vegas and pull down on the arm of a slot machine. Years?

bunny said...

wayne now has three balls... hehe

Roonie said...

I love chipotle anything.

I'm up to my eyelashes in loans, baby.

shell said...

Dream on Wayne. No one is saying it can't happen. When you do win, give me a call. I'll be your financial consultant.