Brian: I saw Armen.
Brian: Yesterday [Feb. 25].
Me: Wasn't his wedding yesterday?
Brian: Yeah, I saw him between his wedding and the reception.
Me: In between the wedding and the reception?! You're fucking with me.
Brian: I'm not.
Me: Where did you see him?
Brian: I saw him at Whole Foods in Glendale.
Me: The Whole Foods in Glendale?! Now I know you're fucking with me and that this is some kind of joke.
Brian: It isn't! But it does sound like the beginning of one doesn't it?
Me: I still think you're fucking with me.