I Need To Get Sufficiently Stressed

Midterm on Monday and a mock trial the following Saturday and Sunday. A lot of prepping left to do for each - like all of the prepping left to do. And here I am posting about what I have to do rather than just doing it. Why? Because I'm the freakin' captain of the boat and have been since the summer after 1L. That's why.

Anyway, I'm looking to get sufficiently stressed by tomorrow and things should work out fine.

Apparently, I'm Going To Blogging Hell

Get It

Before it becomes irrelevant?

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A Thanksgiving Day Thought

Life has a lot of good spots, but it is the rough spots that make you thankful for the people you love and the people that love you.

Quote This

"This entire semester has been a waste." - Prof. Remedies

Mmmmmm

Fresh Cranberry Sauce & Cranberry Relish

And now for the old favorites, Trader Joe's Fresh Cranberry Sauce and Fresh Cranberry Orange Relish. Fresh Cranberry Sauce is made with whole cranberries, sugar and water, cooked just until the cranberries "pop," bringing out the tart-sweet flavor that’s made it famous. Cranberry Orange Relish is an uncooked sauce, made with tart cranberries, sweet Valencia oranges and a little sugar. Both of these favorites are terrific with turkey, of course, and will make your post-holiday turkey sandwiches really shine. 16 oz tubs for $2.49.

Now if the Cranberry Orange Relish is anything like the Dried Orange Flavored Cranberries TJ's sells, then it will be a very Happy Thanksgiving indeed.

NOT The Reason I'm Old Before My Time

I'm old because it is my time. But still not as old as Ann.

(via BB)

Sounds About Right

(taken from link found via Roonie - that crazy biatch)

Quiz Time

You Are The Cranberry Sauce

A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava! Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths...

What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Keep any guy in the mouth long enough and they're sure to squish. Did I just say that?

I Hope To God That Mandel Is Some Sort Of Semi-Genius

10-1

And I gots me an asterix too.

I Used To Intern For The Congressman

And I'm pretty sure he lives alone.

Didn't Like The Movie

But I guess this is still kinda cool. Or just really weird.

Forget Santa Or Rudolph

Kids have Candy and Bambi to thank.

Bowl Projections

If correct, expect a lot of shit talking to be played out on this blog over most of Winter break.

There's An Actual Recipe

Go here for more about it. The question now is, exactly 170 or 180?

Bar Exam Question #2

How many times should one fail the bar before giving up on passing the bar? I was recently given the answers 2 and 0. Thoughts?

Now If This Resource Were Only Available Three Years Earlier

I may have been blogging first-tier humor instead.

Someone Hold Me To This

Until Brian completes a certain task I will not speak to that lame ass fucker. Or until Thanksgiving weekend is over, whichever comes first.

Now That Was A Moot Court Competition

Let The Congratulations Or The Public Shaming Sympathy Begin

The Reason RT Passed