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“It sounds like you were bitch slapped by law school.” - Todd

Rumor Has It...

that some effin’ idiot complained that Prof. Schmitty doesn’t use up enough of the allotted class time.  Now Schmitty has us reading several of our class assignments to kill that extra time instead of letting class out early.

UPDATE: Today, rather than going over case briefs, Schmitty did a ten minute review on compensatory damages and we still got out about thirty minutes early. Nice.

Trial Ad Class

I would be a little less nervous if those who did their opening statements last week didn't set the bar so damn high.

Third-Tier Conversation

Scene: Fred 62

Brian: I don't get it.
Me: Don't get what?
Brian: What does Jesus have to do with washing dishes?
Me: Jesus doing with what!?
Brian: That guy's shirt, what does it mean?
Me: (looking) It's "'Hey-Zeus' is our dishwasher."