Probably Preparing To Grade The Exams

And if you've ever read an answered law school exam, you wouldn't blame the guy.

The Bar Is Hard... Really Hard... It Is So Hard

That's comforting to know.

Job Interview Question

Tessa was asked during an interview how she would feel representing rapists and child molesters. Is the answer simply that the judicial system depends on everyone, including rapists and child molesters, having competent representation?

By the way, if you know Tessa at all then you know that there ain't no way she's going to feel right about representing rapists and child molesters.

Quote This

"You haven't been blogging enough lately." - Oksana

Random AIM Conversation

yaz: Have you seen that show BEauty and the Geek?
yaz: YOu should watch it
Bruin7089: why?
yaz: It is seriously one of the best shows I have seen
yaz: No joking around
Bruin7089: ok
yaz: Just to see how these ppl change
yaz: How they learn that it is not all about apperance and the girls seem really genuine
Bruin7089: so
Bruin7089: what you're saying is...
Bruin7089: that i should get on a show like that?
yaz: No
yaz: You are not that big a geek

Please Be Still There

My laptop is back. I had sent it out to get it fixed. Now it's time to check if ummm... all of my jurisprudence files are still on it.

Keyword Of The Day

I wouldn't mind being known only for this.

Answer: They're Just Stale Marshmallows

Most Frequently Shoplifted Items

A boring list.

Sucks To Be A Dodger Fan Right Now

Just What Everyone Wants, More Cookie Pictures

Everyone said this batch of cookies were really good. So I tried three of them and I didn't dislike them but I didn't particularly like them either much less love them as everyone else did. Now I'm beginning to think that it's not so much Tessa's baking skills - not anymore anyway - but maybe, just maybe, it could be that I don't like cookies at all. Now there's a thought.

Sadly,

"Don't think for one minute that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties" didn't make the list.

Ladies...

MSN has released a list of Ten Things Every Single Girl Must Own which E-Spat has called bullshit deconstructed and is now compiling her own Better Than MSN List from comments. So go give your own input ladies. But before you do, does the corresponding list for men,

1. A top-notch coffee/espresso maker
2. A lamp in your bedroom
3. Swiffer Sweeper + Swiffer Cloths + Swiffer Wet Cloths
4. A comfortable couch
5. Nice underwear
6. A key-ring that can fix, cut, and open anything
7. $150+ jeans
8. $200+ dress shoes
9. 300-thread-count cotton sheets
10. The Joy of Cooking,

which was authored by a guy named Matt, match your list for what you would want to see a single man own before making him a single man no more?

(links via BTQ)

If Not For Brian...

I don't believe I could have compared Angela to a 15 year old Indian boy. Thanks Brian!

And by the way, just so you know Brian, they're not the same.

I'm Sure It's the Principle Of The Matter Involved

Now if mustard were involved then the lawyer would just be an ass. And how does a dead mother always get involved in these sort of things anyway?

Your Girl Too Emotional?

Try some sweet sweet lovin'.

Effer!!

Someone new has just recently been added to my "hope to see you in a dark alley so I can kick your ass" list. That brings the total to two. What a distinguished list.

"The California State Bar failed me on the February 2005 Bar exam but they cannot prove that I failed."

We're in Escrow

At least I think we are. It happened so fast. We made two offers on Tuesday. One got accepted that night. The other one got outbid the next day. Currently in the process of scheduling the inspections. Updates later.