Wednesday, August 24, 2005

In Some Pain? Call Wayne.

Got hurt pushing a baby stroller? Calll Mr. Soller.
Bumped a car switching lanes? Call Wayne.
Stunt gone wrong with David Blaine? Call Wayne.
In need of an agent because of fame? Call Wayne.
Knocked on the head with a pin by a bowler? Call Mr. Soller.
Slipped in the rain? Call Wayne.
Already have an attorney but he is lame? Call Wayne.
Got bad plastic surgery because you're vain? Call Wayne.
Got bit by a Great Dane? Call Wayne.
Is your defense that your not sane? Call Wayne.
Want to give someone brain? Call Wayne.

I'm so ready to be a lawyer.

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