I have a theory about that. You know it is true love when you can openly talk about poo with your significant other. -Brian
First date.If I'm dating someone who thinks it's gross that I poop, I know the relationship won't work out. Because, see, I DO poop. Openly talking about poo is an entirely different matter.
If it's the only bathroom in the house/apartment, I will usually go the first time the urge hits.However, if there is a second bathroom, I'll sometimes use that one just for peace of mind.
None of my girlfriends poop.
Perfect girlfriend.
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I have a theory about that. You know it is true love when you can openly talk about poo with your significant other.
-Brian
First date.
If I'm dating someone who thinks it's gross that I poop, I know the relationship won't work out. Because, see, I DO poop.
Openly talking about poo is an entirely different matter.
If it's the only bathroom in the house/apartment, I will usually go the first time the urge hits.
However, if there is a second bathroom, I'll sometimes use that one just for peace of mind.
None of my girlfriends poop.
Perfect girlfriend.
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