Paramilitary Support Is Probably A More Effective Means Than A Subpoena

I wonder if they would hire SWLAW grads. We do have more than our fair share of shady people at our school. Just take any one of those who study in group study rooms 11 and 12 for example - shady... or hot, depending on who's inside (it's especially hot if the room's occupants includes multitudes of women only - but only hot women).