Now if I go missing for more than 11 hours, it's because I was on a
"safari". If someone with a Russian accent calls me Sergei, it's because she is mistaken in her vodka induced stupor. If I should have a tiny scar on my arm, it's because this ex-marine and still felon decided to pick a fight with me at a bar with a broken Coors Light bottle - his mistake of course. And if I should go months without sex... well that part is readily accepted without elaborate explanation.
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