Let me test my law school logical reasoning skills. If a girl went to the university known as the most conservative university in the country, and since most conservatives vote for Bush, she must have voted for Bush. So let me get this straight: She is hot, went to the most conservative university in the nation, probably voted for Bush. Does this make her the perfect girl? Hmmm...
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Your conclusion is based on the premise that I would consider the perfect girl to only meet two requirements: 1) that she be hot and 2) votes conservative. Let's first take a look at those two requirements and then at whether meeting those two requirements are enough to be my perfect girl.
Now it's easy to see how you would infer such a premise. After all, I'm very outspoken about my ratings of the various women at our school. And I do show a clear preference for those closer to the mark of 10 than to 1 - sorry Stummy. So yes, I admit, being hot is a prerequisite to being my perfect girl.
I can also be equally outspoken about my somewhat conservative political views. I am less frequently so though because telling a girl how ugly she is both more fun and still less insulting than calling her a Democrat - I'm nice that way.
But would my perfect girl necessarily be conservative? More important than having someone who agrees with my political views is having someone who would make me think about them, which would either strengthen my political beliefs or make me change them. It's possible that a fellow conservative could do this for me but it's more likely to happen with a challenging liberal. Besides that, one is more likely to have makeup sex when one's significant other politically differs diametrically - and that my friends is a very important consideration. With all that said, since we are talking about "perfection" then yes, she would vote conservative. But voting liberal is by no means a deal breaker - of course, I'm saying all of this merely to keep all of my options open.
Now being hot and conservative are good starts to being the perfect girl, but it's far from completing the perfect girl. The perfect girl would also have to love sports; do all the cleaning and cooking; and give me the more than occasional blowjob. That would complete the perfect girl.
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