The Oscars

I see that Scarlett Johansson has nothing better to do tonight.

6:20 - Loved Bull Durham and Shawshank Redemption, hate Tim Robbins.

6:57 - I was intending to blog the whole thing but I came in late and there's really not all that much noteworthy going on. Kinda boring. Think I'll stop.

7:28 - I don't know if it's the song or if it's the singer, but I do know that El Mariachi needs to stop singing this song.

7:35 - Standards shmandards, I'd do Natalie Portman.

7:38 - What the fuck is Johnny Depp wearing? I hate people who are so cool and good looking that they can pull off wearing crap like that. I don't hate Mr. Depp.

7:41 - A lot of people with accents making acceptance speeches tonight. It's annoying.

7:43 - Well if you're not going to give him the damn thing, you may as well find some way to get Scorsese on the stage with an Oscar.

7:50 - Yo-Yo Ma kinda looks like the faculty adviser to APALSA. I guess you could say that about every other asian man though.

7:57 - I see Josh Groban, I instantly think douche. Am I alone in that?

8:00 - Prince sucks as a presenter.

8:01 - This guy is making Banderas look bad - it was definitely the singer. I like that guy.

8:05 - What's up with Penn?

8:26 - I think Theron just invited Foxx to her room for later tonight.

8:33 - Why be subtle and/or witty when it comes to breasts? Julia Roberts has big tits.

8:38 - Who would have thought?

Wrap-up - Not enough Chris Rock, but a decent showing nonetheless.