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AnnaLynne: Born at 7:17pm on June 6, measuring 8lbs. and 21 1/4 inches.

You're Prufrock and Other Observations!

by T.S. Eliot

Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic
and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying
to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really
heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Paper, Fireworks, The Great Wall...

and the padded bra?

Archeologists have dug up a 1,000-year-old padded bra in China.

The gold-coloured bra was found in an ancient tomb being excavated in Inner Mongolia's Aohan region.

Archeologist Shao Guotian said the bra belonged to a wealthy woman from China's Liao dynasty period.

He told local newspapers the bra was made of fine silk with shoulder straps and back strings.

Is there any doubt that the padded bra would have been invented by Asians? Excluding from consideration, Brian's mom and sister.

One Reason I Need A Girlfriend

Of 500 men and women drivers tested, 65% of men were found to change their driving style when a woman was sitting next to them - 44% saying it was because they tried to drive more safely.

Well that and the whole getting brain in the rental thing.

World's Filthiest Joke

Link via Taunting Happy Fun Ball:

Some of the biggest stars in world comedy have worked together to put the world's filthiest joke to film. The joke, known as the "Aristocrats" is one of the longest running in-jokes in the standup comedy industry, being passed amoungst comedians backstage for years. The joke, which is not really funny (which is part of the joke - you see), is about a family auditioning for a talent show using the most obscene behaviour possible.

Eddie Izzard, Billy Connolly, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and the makers of South Park are among the comedians who have recorded versions of the joke for the film which is to be shown at the Edinburgh Fringe later this year.

Here's the Southpark version, which is said to not even be among the top 5 dirtiest.

This Is Why I Don't Check My Grades Until They're All In

The following are from three consecutive posts at Not for Sheep. If I had been checking my grades, you could be certain that every one of my posts from then until now would have concerned grades and I, not her, would be the cyber drama queen of the legal world.

This is going to sound really dumb (and overblown), but I am scared about tomorrow.

First grades are posted tomorrow and not only do I feel constantly nauseous, but I can't stop this weepiness. Or blogging about it and being the cyber drama queen of the legal world.
During first semester, I learned the value of a good cry: crying is just how I release my stress.
Right now, crying is not relieving my stress.

In undergrad, my biggest worry was to get an A- in a course. In hindsight, such worries appear futile and shallow. These days, I'm worried that I bombed Property and torched Crim Law and quite possibly, got sacked by Legal Writing, especially after the oral argument.

And...

3 out of 5 grades are in.

The test I totally blew off and panicked on--did very well. Like, eye-poppingly good.

The test for which I studied my butt off--passed... but I am extremely disappointed in my grade. I killed myself studying for that thing...!

And...

As I worry and fret about my grades while consuming cheese puffs by the gross, I figure that if my legal career doesn't pan out, I'll just become a landscaper or something. A grotesquely obese landscaper with a craving for cheese puffs who quotes Marbury, reads sci-fi, and ponders the boundaries of probable cause when pulled over in a car whose windows are not tinted.

Hot or Not

Brian and Sean are going by the names of deli77 and frenchdip24 on Hot or Not. Find them, send me the links to their respective pics, and win the first ever no-prize award of the month.

By the way, someone come up with a good sandwich name for me.

or...

Welcome Pervs

Looking over my stats for this blog I was surprised to see that so far I've had about 4 times as many first time visitors than I usually have. Following is a list of how some people from my past 100 visitors have found this site (search engine and search terms).

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Now really, who wants to see Phil Jackson's boobs? And why are there so many of these people out there? The second most popular search that brings people to this blog is the guy who added his own special sauce to sandwiches.

Final Results Of "Who Will Marry Next" Poll

Annie 10.4%

Brian 17.9%

Macy 9%

Rita 38.8%

Sean 0%

Wayne 11.9%

None, they will only have each other as poor substitutes for spouses. 11.9%

Thank you to those who participated, especially to all those who know nothing about any of us and those who were able to vote more than once. One question, why no love for Sean Paul?

By the way, all those who voted for me, feel free to send an email with pic.

Congratulations

A list here and here of those with blogs who have graduated from law school this year.

See what Care Bear you are.

Some Good News Is Right

Link from Sean Paul:

The ratio of lawyers in California per thousand people in the state now nearly approximates the national average following a decade in which California clearly had an oversupply of attorneys.

That finding — a major conclusion drawn by RAND in an assessment of future workforce needs for California lawyers through the year 2015 — bodes well for employment of California attorneys following a turbulent few decades when the U.S. experienced an unprecedented explosion in the number of lawyers per capita, with California leading the way.

First, the labor market appears to have adapted to changing demand in the recent past through adjustments in wages and number of hours worked. Lawyers also are more able and willing to move in and out of the profession in response to changing demand, a fact evident at the bar as lawyers move from active to inactive status.

Second, law schools currently do not expect to increase their enrollments in the coming decade, and third, law firms certainly are not expanding their hiring as rapidly as in the booming ’80s. These trends, along with an expected expansion in California’s economy that opens other alternatives to graduate school and/or law school, are expected, according to researchers, to maintain equilibrium between supply and demand.

Lakers vs. Pistons

Luke Walton is awesome, why couldn't Rose have dated him?

I'll Be Doing A Little Extracurricular Reading This Summer

Yahoo! News:

In a bid to lure men in Britain away from TV soccer games and into book shops, publisher Penguin Books will send out a sexy model to offer 1,000-pound ($1,837) prizes to males spotted reading a selected title.

The publicity ploy, launched Monday, aims to boost sales among men, who on average buy fewer books than women.

Penguin's so-called Good Booking Girl will canvass the streets this month for men older than 16 years reading versions of Nick Hornby's "31 Songs" that bear a special cover sticker.

A different title will be chosen each month.

At the same time, Penguin, a unit of Pearson Plc, released results of a poll in which 85 percent of women said a man could increase his chances of getting a date by talking about a favorite book.

Here's the reading list.

"It's to sex up the book industry, which probably needs it, but also to address the more serious issue that reading has fallen off the radar of younger men," said Neil Griffiths, author of Penguin-published "Betrayal in Naples."

Or maybe it's just to sell more of their books, from Penguin's website:

What women really want is a man with a Penguin. You may not even need to read it, just bend the covers, let it stick out of your pocket and the book will do the talking!

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Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

I'm Using This Excuse

From Ananova:

Some people may be genetically programmed to be unfaithful, a scientist claims.

Professor Tim Spector, of the Twin Research Unit at St Thomas's Hospital, London, says sutdies of twins suggest a genetic component to infidelity.

If one of a pair of women twins has a history of infidelity, the chances her sister will also stray are about 55 per cent, he claims.

And the tendendy for the pair to be either faithful of unfaithful is strongest in identical twins, who have the same genes, he says.

In general he claims the proportion of women as a whole who are unfaithful to their partners is around 23 per cent.

I'm leaving out the part about the environment playing a role of course.

Also from Ananova and a reason to make your own lunch:

A former cook at an Illinois restaurant has been ordered to stand trial after putting his semen in sandwiches.

Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, of Waterloo, Illinois, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into honey-mustard dressing.

Random AIM Conversation

fliplic1ous: did u know annette had the baby?
Bruin7089: duh
fliplic1ous: HOW COME I DONT KNOW THIS!
Bruin7089: I don't know!
fliplic1ous: pshh nice family
Bruin7089: Pshhh
Bruin7089: nice cousin
Bruin7089: not informed
fliplic1ous: lol
Bruin7089: so what's going on with you?
Bruin7089: are you having a baby soon?
fliplic1ous: helll nooo
Bruin7089: well why the hell not?
Bruin7089: using protection?
Bruin7089: or on the pill?
fliplic1ous: because im 17 you retard
fliplic1ous: im not having sex! geez.
Bruin7089: 17 year olds can have babies
Bruin7089: you retard
fliplic1ous: yeah but im not going around having sex
Bruin7089: well the virgin mary didn't have sex
Bruin7089: and you see what happened there
fliplic1ous: hahah
fliplic1ous: hahaahaha i dont think im the next virgin mary
Bruin7089: of course not
Bruin7089: you're the first virgin lindsey

The "Who Will Be Next To Marry Poll?"

In an obvious attempt to not win the poll, Annie, has taken to campainging for Rita.

So It Wasn't Just Me & My Sex-Obsessed Mind

PTI mentioned the set of knockers that graced television sets across the nation every time coach Phil Jackson was shown posing Zen-like on the Lakers' bench. Apparently, someone had the boobs change seats.

Happy Birthday!

My cousin Annette gave birth to a girl last night. More details later.

UPDATE: The birth reminds me of this post by transmogriflaw.

Carmen Electra Reminds Me Of Law School

It's wrong. She mentioned pet kinkajous as hostess of TV You Weren't Meant To See on VH1.

That Should Show Them

Bunny and Ellisen had considered a July 24 wedding date - the whole 24/7 thing - but decided against it because it was J-Lo's birthdate. Apparently, J-Lo got word of this slight and decided to show the Turner's how Jenny from the block gets even.