Wednesday, December 08, 2004

I Swear I Don't Have A Kid

An 8-year-old girl was suspended for nine days for bringing to school what appeared to be about 30 "Jell-O shots" -- though it was unclear whether they contained alcohol.
If it were my kid - and it's not, because I'm childless - nothing would be unclear, especially the vodka.
The girl told the principal that her mother, who works in a bar, makes alcoholic shots at home and sells them at work. The fourth-grader said her mother had instructed her to take the shots to school and sell them, three for $1, to make some money for Christmas, Nowakowski said.
Damn Scrooges, she's just trying to make some cash for holiday presents.

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