Based on the following description of Yaz, what should his friends get him for his 24th bday? (leave suggestions in the comments please)
He loves his iPod. He drives a Beamer. He shaves his chest. He gets his eyebrows threaded if not not waxed. He's a CU Buff'. He loves football, baseball, basketball, and hockey. He is a Broncos, Avs, Nuggets, Rockies, Braves fan. He will play tennis. He listens to country-rap-r&b-show tunes-80s music-Disney soundtracks. Favorite late night show is The Daily Show. He votes Republican. He loves to cook. He hates to clean. He hated Cambridge. He could be the songwriter for Tim McGraw. He can quote any Adam Sandler movie or any teeny bop movie for that matter. His favorite movie is Ocean's Eleven. He's over Britney Spears and has newfound respect for Christina Augilera. He loves his Tivo. He loves reality tv. He externs for a federal bankruptcy judge. His favorite online poker site is ultimatebet.com. His favorite alcoholic drinks are vodka-tonic and vodka-Red Bull. He hates the French. So eff' Grey Goose. He doesn't like beer nor wine. The guy parks like an asian girl. He hits the long ball. He doesn't do anything he isn't halfway decent at. He's not hoity toity. His favorite "pop" is Diet Dr. Pepper. He used to be a really good skier. He wants to learn to snowboard. He used to throw grapes up really high into the sky and caught them in his mouth. Sometimes he'd miss and it would split his lip. He has some sort of oral fixation. He's a closet tobacco chewer. He's really good at that child's game Mafia. He doesn't prefer Asian women. He currently has a thing for Latinas. He has a thing for LC on Laguna Beach. He doesn't field first base very well. He loves the video of the woman stomping grapes. He got the CALI award in Crim Pro. He's always telling me to "shut it boy." He cried when Ricky died in Boyz N the Hood. He hates Hello Kitty. He hasn't been losing any weight. He loves his family. He thinks he can sing. He thinks he can dance. He knows how to waltz. He loves clothes. He loves to shop. He once got really sick smoking pot. He tries to avoid avocado. If he were a fruit; he'd be a banana because they're at least 6 inches long. He got called on the very first day of law school. He has a six-year old's sense of humor. He doesn't like mustard. He's a lefty. He's afraid of using public toilets. He played high school football as an offensive lineman. He takes his time to dress, meaning he makes sure to match. He's American-Japanese. Ambiguously gay men love him. Girls want to cuddle him. He hasn't hammered in the morning nor the evening. His dad looks at vagina all day. His mom has big knockers. He has a brother and sister, which if you combine the words equils a brister. He was president of his frat. He had a girlfriend that he still thinks about. He hadn't fixed his broken windshild in over a year. He doesn't like tomatoes. He's a bussy, which means he has a lot of girl friends but no girlfriend. He loves sushi. He has acquired the taste of eating tuna. He still likes to watch old episodes of Saved by the Bell and Boy Meets World. He wears glasses from time to time. He has contact lenses that he rarely uses. He doesn't know Japanese. He's learning spanish one word at a time. He prefers FoxNews over CNN. He's a night owl, not a morning person. He doesn't drink coffee, he drinks white chocolate latte from Coffee Bean & Tea. He isn't afraid to wear pink. He idolizes Diddy and Usher. Sand hill kicked his ass. He has a high-pitched laugh. He can't stop making jokes. An example of a pet peeve of his; "It's the Lakers vs. Denver tonight." He's on ITAP. He's on SBA. He's not in APALSA. He drives really fast. He has a two bedroom condo that he shares with Patrick. He likes to poker and liquor. He's trying to find someone to hold hands with. He does not blow goat's ass.
(a special thank you to Sean for his contributions to this post)
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