Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.First lesson in keeping your anonymity, never use your real initials.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper,
...already has five children.Five kids... NEVER a reason to do something this extremely stupid.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so...PSA:If you're drinking something, please finish drinking, I don't want it coming out of your nose. If you're eating something, please finish eating, I don't want you choking on it.
he stuck it on with glue.Scratch what I said earlier, first lesson in keeping your anonymity, DO NOT ever glue condom to your dick - no matter how much bigger the condom. Now a word from our sponsor:
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After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.Longest trip to the village medical clinic EVER.
A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later."Wouldn't sperm just accumulate and... *shudder at the thought*... nevermind.
"We barely managed to remove it in the end."Women, imagine removing tape from your mouth and multiply that by a google. Not even the village idiot deserves that kind of pain - and yes, he will be called and forever known as "The Village Idiot".
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